Newb Moment

[Bulwulff]

Hey there everyone,

I recently joined this site and this group because I was lonely. To this date, I've had the pleasure of one single beautiful woman who was from here and whom showed me the ropes and helped me with my first recommendation which I proceeded to completely screw up in proper newb fashion.

Why am I here? Because I've not been laid in over 10 years (still), I'm not yet 40 and what little experience I do have has been with ladies well over 350 lbs. Not exactly swimsuit models but hey, big girls need love too right? Only problem is, I'm not attracted to big girls.

I'm hoping to fix that here. I'd like to find a woman who will sit me down and show me the pleasures I've missed with a full service that includes seeing just how much can be wrung out in the time alotted in as many different ways as possible. Have fun with it! Why? Because in large part, I've never experienced any of it. I don't even know what it's like to have a woman ride me. That's pathetic for a 38 year old who's attractive, successful, educated and single. Hell I'm a combat veteran and served in the Army for 10 years. Thanks to that kind escort I met here I DO know what an amazing BBBJ is now and ... damn. I was so nervous I couldn't cum. I'll make up for that next time as I'm much more comfortable with her now. I also made sure to leave a tip.

So back to my story - I made a huge newbie mistake guys. I got all ready to go to my appointment, knowing this was it - I was going to experience this amazing sensation with an amazingly beautiful woman who could rock my world - man I was excited. I was going to ride my bike (A Ninja 636 ZX-6R) but hell, it was hot so I made a last minute decision to change out of my bike pants and take the car so I could smell nice. Completely understandable right? Any guesses as to where the donation was? Yep.

Well I get to my appointment, meet her at the door and wow...she was beautiful. Upstairs we go, and then comes the moment where I take out the donation and set it on the dresser and...it's not there. I quickly apologize and rush out to my car to try and find it thinking it slipped out and then ask to run to the corner store real fast and I would be right back. I get a text as I get there to not return because something came up.

Bam. All that excitement - the deflate was real. I'm going to do what I can to make amends - apologize and pay whatever cancellation fee as an apology but I may not get another chance with her again. Newbie mistake.

Moral of the story - always check for keys, wallet, condoms AND donation before leaving the house. Here's to hoping I get another chance with someone here.

Seriously ladies. I've got a serious backlog here and I want to be broken in like a stallion. I want to be ravished so hard my head spins. Hell if there's a pair of you even better. You only live once right? I'd love to scratch that off the bucket list one day. But if one of you think you can take on this task, well roll up those sleeves and let me know. I'm available any day though, if that first escort allows it I'd like to spend time with her more often.

PS - I'm up for an overnight friday or saturday too but if either of us can still walk after that we did something wrong.

[Mike_Rach]

Whoa there, slow down tiger. At least on the overnighter. You gotta walk before you can run.

And an overnighter isn't gonna be balls to the walls sex for 8 hours. Even if your dick could do it, I don't think a provider would want that. Yes you should have more sex than a short visit, but overnighters are more for the companionship.

Back to the point, learn to walk before you can run. Get some regular solo sessions under your belt first.

Mistakes happen. You're spot on with an apology and seeing if you can schedule with an extra cancellation fee added. She may have simply blocked your number thinking you're a time waster. If so, move on, it happens.

[Austin Ellen]

^^^^^^What Mike said^^^^^^^

And sugar, I've had a client or 2 honestly forget the donation. And they fixed it. Things happen and if you honestly apologize and make it up to her then I'll bet she'll change her mind. Just tell her what you said here because not all providers come into the co-ed section.

Good luck and have fun!!!

[Bulwulff]

Roger that everyone - thanks for the tips. I suppose I'm just trying to get that experience I've never had and I don't plan on doing this regularly. I was a bit shaken I admit, and quite hyped up so the down was really fun but I'll see if I can find someone who'll understand I'm new, laugh at my mistakes and realize we're human. I'm a great guy and I'd rather relax and have fun if possible.

[bjarnibear]

If I were you, I would recommend selecting an older lady (30+) who will "take care of you". There are many good ones here in town. Keep it to one hour sessions at first, long enough so you aren't rushed. Look at the reviews...not sure you have premium access so you can see "the rest of the story".

[nikki12392]

Reach back out through a pm and offer a cancellation fee

[Dev Null]

What they said, also try to get some p411 vouches under your belt. Once you get on p411 and have a few okays, it opens up lots of doors and makes screening a breeze. Before long, you'll be getting more action than you can keep up with. Even if you don't plan on it being a regular thing, it's nice to have options, and p4 is custom-built for the intermittent hobbyist.