A Genie -in-a-Bottle. Slightly Misogynistic Story
Genie: OK. You only Get one wish. Better make it a good one.
Me: Build me a bridge from Seattle to Singapore!
Genie: Well I'll have to do it of course, but there is all that deep water, International Sea Law Treaties, Unions and OSHA and the EPA . . . .
Me: But THAT is my wish.
Genie: Is there ABYTHING else I could do instead?
Me: Can you fix everything that is wrong with WOMEN?
Genie: Sop, how many lanes do you want on your bridge?
C'mon folks. Its just a Genie Joke!
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