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Old 06-29-2019, 01:24 PM   #1
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Default Biggest lies from a provider

I bet there's a million of them. I want to make sure you ladies know that this is only a few of you and not all of you. I will start with a few

1. My car broke down.
2. I am upscale.
3. I'm under the radar.
4. My age.
5. I have a full menu.
6. My weight.

You get the picture so post some more of your favorites
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Old 06-29-2019, 01:35 PM   #2
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Angry BIGGEST LIES FROM A CLIENT

My car broke down.

I was just in a wreck.

Can I get a discount
just this one time?

I’m a very generous man.

I don’t post, write reviews
or have references because
I’m discreet and have to
be careful.

Age.

Weight.

I’m very good at DATY!
You’re going to want to
pay me!

I never NSNC.

I promise I’m clean.
So...BBFS?
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:09 PM   #3
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Happened last month: “Yes, I’m 110% certain I will see you then!” In response to me asking if she was for sure coming to Tulsa for my dream hour! The outcome was fairly predictable!
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:22 PM   #4
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Quote:
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My car broke down.

I was just in a wreck.

Can I get a discount
just this one time?

I’m a very generous man.

I don’t post, write reviews
or have references because
I’m discreet and have to
be careful.

Age.

Weight.

I’m very good at DATY!
You’re going to want to
pay me!

I never NSNC.

I promise I’m clean.
So...BBFS?
so true !!!
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:32 PM   #5
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The most common..." I am just about ready, give me five minutes."

When U hear or receive that text I am gone!
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:42 PM   #6
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Not only the providers lie, also customers...

I'm clean... I bathed yesterday

Name and age.

I'll be easy customer for you, I'm handsome. Can I get a discount?

Is the first time I call you (this type of guys forget that the phone save the information about how many times you call, date, duration...)

I'm single.

Can I make a reservation for tomorrow? I'm serious person not a time waster.

I must to cancell the date, something happened with my .... (you can complete with work, wife, kids, car).



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Old 06-29-2019, 02:48 PM   #7
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CIM and swallow are a couple. Also the 'family emergency'
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Old 06-29-2019, 03:11 PM   #8
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I haven't ran into these problems, nor have I given any people these problems.

When I was escorting, the first time, some odd years ago, I didn't have a car and only did "In-call" appointments. BUT I didn't do in-call appointments to my living residence.

So, a couple of years ago, if you wanted to see me, you'd have to come to me, pick me up, take me to a hotel, and then drop me off afterwards... I was the number one provider in my area back on NaughtyReviews with 11 reviews and a 4.5 or 5 star rating. And I explained ALL of this on my website so there was no last minute, "OH hey, by the way...".

I've never seen someone new at the drop of a hat. Also I've had a few late (because they were new to the location and couldn't find me standing out there in the dark) but never a no call no show. Good times.

Thankfully I have a car now. lol
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Old 06-29-2019, 04:04 PM   #9
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I'm on the way!


My cell phone
battery died
lost signal
been acting weird
got left in the Uber
etc..etc..etc


2019 and so many cell phone problems. Maybe we need to go back to faxing???
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Old 06-29-2019, 04:31 PM   #10
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This thread and many of the responses are terrible. Maybe instead of shitting on each other, maybe spend that energy on something more positive and productive? This “us vs. them” is utterly pathetic to read.
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Old 06-29-2019, 05:31 PM   #11
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Quote:
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The most common..." I am just about ready, give me five minutes."

When U hear or receive that text I am gone!
WTF 5min is only almost hour in real time. I have waited it out



but one I hate

she talking to my dick "well hi big boy", give ma a break, bit more than avg.

but as long as she's not at, all is good
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Old 06-29-2019, 06:18 PM   #12
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Simply put. Hobbyists LIE just as much. IF not more. And THE number 1 lie is (death of family member). That family must have 9 lives when they cancel last minute (yet again) due yo death of that SAME family member.


Just be fucking honest. It's that damn simple. And you'll be respected moreso, for it.





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I bet there's a million of them. I want to make sure you ladies know that this is only a few of you and not all of you. I will start with a few

1. My car broke down.
2. I am upscale.
3. I'm under the radar.
4. My age.
5. I have a full menu.
6. My weight.

You get the picture so post some more of your favorites
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Old 06-29-2019, 07:15 PM   #13
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The most common..." I am just about ready, give me five minutes."

When U hear or receive that text I am gone!


Ok, of all of the reasons listed so far, I HAVE been guilty of that one a couple of times. I always worked from my home, and sometimes I just ran out of time to get all purty and fixed up for you! OR sometimes the client was early!! Big no, unless you want to wait for the appropriate time. And most didn't mind.

Not because of other men, but maybe finishing a TV show, forgetfulness or just plain laziness. I was always extremely apologetic and added on extra time to the session to make up for it or if they had a time constraint, a large discount on the next session.

Nobody ever left because of my 5 or 10 mins extra though. Most were very polite. It's much easier for a man to get bathed and fixed up than for a woman. Yes, I do know I should have started earlier, but sometimes it just didn't happen. But nobody ever left mad.
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Old 06-29-2019, 07:53 PM   #14
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Oh, you did miss one provider excuse, that maybe she didn’t want to just flat out say.

I just got my period. How ya feel about earning those red wings?
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Old 06-29-2019, 08:57 PM   #15
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Default Excuses

My favorite.
I have to cancel because mom fell down the basement steps and we have to take her to the hospital.
A week later when I enquired about her mom she didn't know what I was talking about.lol
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