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06-29-2019, 01:24 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 22, 2010
Location: On the planet I think.
Posts: 8,728
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Biggest lies from a provider
I bet there's a million of them. I want to make sure you ladies know that this is only a few of you and not all of you. I will start with a few
1. My car broke down.
2. I am upscale.
3. I'm under the radar.
4. My age.
5. I have a full menu.
6. My weight.
You get the picture so post some more of your favorites
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06-29-2019, 01:35 PM
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#2
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The BEST Memory Ever.
User ID: 100363
Join Date: Sep 14, 2011
Location: In ONE lucky man's bed-in DFW & Worldwide
Posts: 1,649
My ECCIE Reviews
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BIGGEST LIES FROM A CLIENT
My car broke down.
I was just in a wreck.
Can I get a discount
just this one time?
I’m a very generous man.
I don’t post, write reviews
or have references because
I’m discreet and have to
be careful.
Age.
Weight.
I’m very good at DATY!
You’re going to want to
pay me!
I never NSNC.
I promise I’m clean.
So...BBFS?
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06-29-2019, 02:09 PM
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#3
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Mar 19, 2010
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 4,475
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Happened last month: “Yes, I’m 110% certain I will see you then!” In response to me asking if she was for sure coming to Tulsa for my dream hour! The outcome was fairly predictable!
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06-29-2019, 02:22 PM
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#4
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The Lioness!!!!
User ID: 87270
Join Date: Jun 18, 2011
Location: Bouncing around the Hudson Valley!!!
Posts: 742
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.......
Quote:
Originally Posted by GingerKatt
My car broke down.
I was just in a wreck.
Can I get a discount
just this one time?
I’m a very generous man.
I don’t post, write reviews
or have references because
I’m discreet and have to
be careful.
Age.
Weight.
I’m very good at DATY!
You’re going to want to
pay me!
I never NSNC.
I promise I’m clean.
So...BBFS?
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so true !!!
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06-29-2019, 02:32 PM
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#5
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 1, 2013
Location: Sacramento, ca
Posts: 2,476
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The most common..." I am just about ready, give me five minutes."
When U hear or receive that text I am gone!
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06-29-2019, 02:42 PM
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#6
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Kaly Luxe
User ID: 396141
Join Date: Apr 9, 2017
Location: Barcelona - Spain
Posts: 354
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Not only the providers lie, also customers...
I'm clean... I bathed yesterday
Name and age.
I'll be easy customer for you, I'm handsome. Can I get a discount?
Is the first time I call you (this type of guys forget that the phone save the information about how many times you call, date, duration...)
I'm single.
Can I make a reservation for tomorrow? I'm serious person not a time waster.
I must to cancell the date, something happened with my .... (you can complete with work, wife, kids, car).
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06-29-2019, 02:48 PM
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#7
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Premium Access
Join Date: Aug 11, 2017
Location: Lewisville, tx
Posts: 594
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CIM and swallow are a couple. Also the 'family emergency'
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06-29-2019, 03:11 PM
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#8
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 494120
Join Date: Apr 19, 2019
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Posts: 139
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I haven't ran into these problems, nor have I given any people these problems.
When I was escorting, the first time, some odd years ago, I didn't have a car and only did "In-call" appointments. BUT I didn't do in-call appointments to my living residence.
So, a couple of years ago, if you wanted to see me, you'd have to come to me, pick me up, take me to a hotel, and then drop me off afterwards... I was the number one provider in my area back on NaughtyReviews with 11 reviews and a 4.5 or 5 star rating. And I explained ALL of this on my website so there was no last minute, "OH hey, by the way...".
I've never seen someone new at the drop of a hat. Also I've had a few late (because they were new to the location and couldn't find me standing out there in the dark) but never a no call no show. Good times.
Thankfully I have a car now. lol
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06-29-2019, 04:04 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jun 23, 2018
Location: E. Texas
Posts: 92
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I'm on the way!
My cell phone
battery died
lost signal
been acting weird
got left in the Uber
etc..etc..etc
2019 and so many cell phone problems. Maybe we need to go back to faxing???
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06-29-2019, 04:31 PM
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#10
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 18, 2017
Location: United States
Posts: 468
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This thread and many of the responses are terrible. Maybe instead of shitting on each other, maybe spend that energy on something more positive and productive? This “us vs. them” is utterly pathetic to read.
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06-29-2019, 05:31 PM
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#11
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
Posts: 48,685
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Originally Posted by Fizley
The most common..." I am just about ready, give me five minutes."
When U hear or receive that text I am gone!
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WTF 5min is only almost hour in real time. I have waited it out
but one I hate
she talking to my dick "well hi big boy", give ma a break, bit more than avg.
but as long as she's not at, all is good
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06-29-2019, 06:18 PM
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Uninhibited Milf
User ID: 1768
Join Date: Aug 20, 2009
Location: Mississippi
Posts: 3,636
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Simply put. Hobbyists LIE just as much. IF not more. And THE number 1 lie is (death of family member). That family must have 9 lives when they cancel last minute (yet again) due yo death of that SAME family member.
Just be fucking honest. It's that damn simple. And you'll be respected moreso, for it.
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Originally Posted by burkalini
I bet there's a million of them. I want to make sure you ladies know that this is only a few of you and not all of you. I will start with a few
1. My car broke down.
2. I am upscale.
3. I'm under the radar.
4. My age.
5. I have a full menu.
6. My weight.
You get the picture so post some more of your favorites
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06-29-2019, 07:15 PM
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The BEST Memory Ever.
User ID: 100363
Join Date: Sep 14, 2011
Location: In ONE lucky man's bed-in DFW & Worldwide
Posts: 1,649
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OOPS!
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Originally Posted by Fizley
The most common..." I am just about ready, give me five minutes."
When U hear or receive that text I am gone!
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Ok, of all of the reasons listed so far, I HAVE been guilty of that one a couple of times. I always worked from my home, and sometimes I just ran out of time to get all purty and fixed up for you! OR sometimes the client was early!! Big no, unless you want to wait for the appropriate time. And most didn't mind.
Not because of other men, but maybe finishing a TV show, forgetfulness or just plain laziness. I was always extremely apologetic and added on extra time to the session to make up for it or if they had a time constraint, a large discount on the next session.
Nobody ever left because of my 5 or 10 mins extra though. Most were very polite. It's much easier for a man to get bathed and fixed up than for a woman. Yes, I do know I should have started earlier, but sometimes it just didn't happen. But nobody ever left mad.
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06-29-2019, 07:53 PM
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The BEST Memory Ever.
User ID: 100363
Join Date: Sep 14, 2011
Location: In ONE lucky man's bed-in DFW & Worldwide
Posts: 1,649
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Oh, you did miss one provider excuse, that maybe she didn’t want to just flat out say.
I just got my period. How ya feel about earning those red wings?
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06-29-2019, 08:57 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: Missouri
Posts: 928
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Excuses
My favorite.
I have to cancel because mom fell down the basement steps and we have to take her to the hospital.
A week later when I enquired about her mom she didn't know what I was talking about.lol
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