PRO TIPS

[boblawblog]

thought it would be interesting to have a thread where boys & girls collected their “pro tips” to help make this better for all of us.
i’ll start:

gym membership: sometimes you may need to make a quick stop to freshen up or to wash the sex off of you. i suggest planet fitness black card because they have 24/7 locations all over the place (never know where your dick may lead you). also, while there, sneak in a quick workout!

[boblawblog]

another one: use a texting app. i suggest text free app. can have a dedicated number to use for your extracurricular activities. drag n drop the app in a combined folder somewhere on a non primary page. in settings, turn off notifications.

[Baconman]

How much are you charging for the advice? Hahaha

[BK]

If you cant afford the black card gym membership drive to your nearest truck stop for around $10 They have private showers to wash off that smell of pussy and cheap perfume.

But seriously after your session, factor in time to hop in the shower in your providers room, unless of course your banging in the back seat of a car, or a tent or some shit like that.

[Issabella Monroe]

Some ladies like myself have man soap and would never have a problem with you washing up before you leave. I do not want my friends getting into trouble because of hair or smell. I would suggest you have a travel size body wash or kit. You can always say it's for the gym or for hygiene after food.

[BBWDeAnna]

My pro tips
#1. Find a girl and contact her
#2. Follow her screening procedures
#3. Be sure you are really trying to book and not wasting her time
4. Show up for date on time
5. Leave on time
6. Make sure you have everything on your end I.e wife, job, kids, etc in line to play it’s not the ladies responsibility to deal with that.

Anything else advice or otherwise is overkill.. hobbying is not complicated or rocket science although some like to make it appear there are all these lessons and advice and things to learn, it really is find girl, call girl, book girl, do girl, leave girl...rinse repeat

[Guest110920]

Hold the bottom of the condom when pulling out after completing the mission.

[g0lfnutt]

Forget the text app if you have a significant other than randomly uses your phone. Buy a burner phone that does not require personal info to register (I use Tracfone) and refill with prepaid Visa card for anonymity. Do not leave it anywhere it can be found accidentally. Call and text providers only from this device.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by g0lfnutt

Forget the text app if you have a significant other than randomly uses your phone. Buy a burner phone that does not require personal info to register (I use Tracfone) and refill with prepaid Visa card for anonymity. Do not leave it anywhere it can be found accidentally. Call and text providers only from this device.

I had Tracfone for a while. One issue I had with it is the text messages. $5 per thousand as I recall and it messed me up a few times because when it ran out of texts it didn’t notify me or anything. Just stopped sending them. But yeah if you don’t have full and exclusive control of your phone then a burner is key.

[DallasRain]

I carry extra towels..soap..mouthwash

Leave your keys n wallet hidden in your car..get an extra car door key to take in..and the money in your pocket

When you undress put your key and watch and glasses in your shoes and put clothes nect to that

Never carry in a bouqet of flowers or gift bag..screams "im goin to
An escorts room"

[Exchequer]

Originally Posted by BBWDeAnna

My pro tips
#1. Find a girl and contact her
#2. Follow her screening procedures
#3. Be sure you are really trying to book and not wasting her time
4. Show up for date on time
5. Leave on time
6. Make sure you have everything on your end I.e wife, job, kids, etc in line to play it’s not the ladies responsibility to deal with that.

• Items #1-3: Get those rates and conditions out there for all to see. I hate wasting anyone's time. I do my research and book the date when I am ready to play. I have never wasted anyone's time and I always knew up front was expected of me.
• Items #4-5: Guys that is just plain common sense and courtesy. You would want the same respect given to you, wouldn't you?
• Item #6: I have really tried to get all my ducks in a row to make that happen. But every-once-in-a-blue-moon something goes outside my control. When that happens I call in the "Replacer."

Enjoy!

[Johnnytricks]

Find a few good providers thru trail and error (reviews do help sometimes) good attitude and chemistry = good time. Repeat with said providers. Forget the rest. But if you just got to have a new toy or like quantity over quality, go for it.

[Exchequer]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Never carry in a bouqet of flowers or gift bag..screams "im goin to An escorts room"

Shit! I wish I had that advice a few months ago. I guess the only gift from now on I’m bringing is going to be in my pants!

[DallasRain]

Lol ex....when you come to my private incall you can vring a gift bag..with some rubber ducks in it...just sayin lol

More pro tips

Now if you do bring a gift put it in a whole foods or walmart bag

Get a code word for your regular guy or gal you see..for texting..i have a code word i text my regular gents and then if they can chat they will text back..if not i dont text them till they do

[Exchequer]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

whole foods...Get a code word for your regular guy or gal you see 1043...

Whole Foods? You don't sound like a legit Redneck.

On the code thing. I think I have asked before that we come up with a code for when it is time I should leave. For some reason I can't think straight or even walk straight in some cases so thinking about the time is hard. A little phrase is very helpful to not make things awkward. When I said we need a code, she asked what is it? I said "Get the Fuck Outta Here!" we laughed which leads me to my next tip. I like humor to break the ice.

BTW, Whole Foods is a better bag than the flimsy wal-mart see-through bags. You just have to get pass the stink eye from the Whole Foods cashier for destroying the environment!