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Old 06-03-2019, 09:46 PM   #1
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On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.

"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.

"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win."

His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, "I'm a hooker."

"No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
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Old 06-03-2019, 09:49 PM   #2
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Old 06-04-2019, 09:36 AM   #3
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Oldie but goodie! Perfect for a Tuesday morning.
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Old 06-04-2019, 03:06 PM   #4
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Good joke.

One of the funniest comments I have heard on a golf course:
I was playing with my 2 bros in law, and one of them was putting about a 30 foot double breaker. He hit a nice putt that did a 240 degree lip out, as it came to rest about a foot a away, my other brother in law said: "he had it in her mouth and her mom walked in".

I laughed my ass off at that.
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Old 06-04-2019, 08:39 PM   #5
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Nice joke but it belongs in the sandbox.....
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