Actual age if providers

[discerning_guy]

Originally Posted by hellotherekitty

Here is how this conversation always runs:

Booster/Promoter: I recommend a unicorn/fresh off the plane / Kpop idol / 20 something!

Regular Dude / Someone Who Can Actually Discern Ages: Nope, your unicorn/kpop idol is 35+ attracive ajumma.

Booster/Promoter/White Knight: That is rude. Age is just a number. I care about X more than age. Asians age so well. Stop obsessing about age and hijacking this Unicorn thread.

If age does not matter, why is it touted by the shill/promoter/white knight in the first place? (Hint: it matters). Unicorns do not exist.

Originally Posted by kochu

This is the best response for this post.

For people like me, age and looks matter.

In my opinion, not every reviewer in this forum is a hobbyist. Some are pimps.

Best Response to the Best response.



Let me add my 2 cents on this age/physical description issue.



To be fair, the worst offenders in this age/physical description debate are the Bali/Pearls/TopStar promoters(Really....Shiny is in her 20s and Bunny is in her 30's cmon dudes...get your eyes checked or spend some goddamn time in H Mart).



The ones in the "Kiss pisses Chanel No 5" camp are somewhat bad, but not the worst. The physical description is where they drop the ball. So before this group starts whinging about age issues, stop promo bumping your own threads.



The misdirection in age and physical description only works against other ladies in the same spa. There are still a whole bunch of us who like lovely Asian ladies who are in their early to mid thirties with good looks and good service and are protestant (at least to most mongers and not very openly catholic). After the hyper inflation of Nicole, I don't trust the physical description of any of the ladies who are hyped by the same group and so I have been spending my money elsewhere. And we all know where the catholic money is going.

[OpusDei]

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Best Response to the Best Response to the Best Response.

Comforting in this Age of Heathenism to find that some discernment persists after all.

To the discerners, your invitations to Opus Dei are in the mail.

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by hellotherekitty

Here is how this conversation always runs:

Booster/Promoter: I recommend a unicorn/fresh off the plane / Kpop idol / 20 something!

Regular Dude / Someone Who Can Actually Discern Ages: Nope, your unicorn/kpop idol is 35+ attracive ajumma.

Booster/Promoter/White Knight: That is rude. Age is just a number. I care about X more than age. Asians age so well. Stop obsessing about age and hijacking this Unicorn thread.

If age does not matter, why is it touted by the shill/promoter/white knight in the first place? (Hint: it matters). Unicorns do not exist.

You definitely nailed it.

[HSL]

Glad to see some guys thinking independently and stating the facts. I've recently visited several AMPs looking for talent based on recent reviews only to have 3 "young & beautiful" providers, one by one, come into the room & unfortunately have to kindly say no, who else is available. After saying no to the third provider, I say fuck it and had to call it a day.

The misrepresentations & complete lies about so many of the providers sucks. Raw dogging a provider does NOT make her young or beautiful. It does not mean she likes you. Unfortunately to a select few on this board who cannot date or marry a beautiful woman, having a provider who loves CIP,CIM,CIA means she is young & beautiful. Oh well, life goes on. Doing your own recon is the best approach rather than leaving it to the ones desperate enough to be writing reviews on a Friday or Saturday night.

[Quark]

Some of us try hard to be accurate. Learn who gets it close.

[ValenTX]

Lighting can make a big difference and not just being dim. I have been to places that had lighting with a purplish tint and that made the ladies look younger. I realized this when I saw a lady I was familiar with leaving out the back without makeup and in the sunlight. The clever lighting inside made her look 10 to 20 years younger than what she looked outside. And makeup itself can make a huge difference.

Do some google searches for popular stars and what they look like without makeup. Good golly first time I saw Madonna without makeup I almost threw up. Not that she is my ideal of hot but many did in those days.

[rampart55]

QUARK:

"Some of us try hard to be accurate. Learn who gets it close."

The worst offender. See his OP post trying to convince us that telling accurate age isn't 'relevant'.

[playerplano]

Originally Posted by Quark

Some of us try hard to be accurate. Learn who gets it close.

I do think this is good advice. If you read a review and go see her but you don't agree then you know not to listen to that person. I never go with one review I read as many as I can from as many mongers as possible. I have very seldom been disappointed.

[Quark]

Originally Posted by rampart55

QUARK:

The worst offender. See his OP post trying to convince us that telling accurate age isn't 'relevant'.

You confuse me with someone else. I think age is important, and reviewers who post clearly false info have no value.

[Moneyshot$$]

From my experience most are in their 30s. Had a few younger amp ladies but I sacrificed skills and experience for age. Now I look for body type, skills and service. I miss the day of Ashli at Jade, she was the total package. Freaking hot young and skilled.

[Gowasu]

Originally Posted by Moneyshot$$

From my experience most are in their 30s. Had a few younger amp ladies but I sacrificed skills and experience for age. Now I look for body type, skills and service. I miss the day of Ashli at Jade, she was the total package. Freaking hot young and skilled.

If I may point out Ariana at Jade is an absolute temple of a woman, she is young and extremely hot. I’d very accurately describe her as a “total package”. I’ve seen her twice thus far and every subsequent session with her will only get better from what I predict. She’s currently taking a mini vacation but should be back in a few days, come this weekend time from what she told me.

[InYoEyez]

I'm pretty bad at guessing the girl's ages, but I always tell them I'm still 28, too.

[ringlingroad]

Age does matter, and if you want the really young ones go to Korea or Los Angeles


But you better have a Korean friend to get you into the really good places. I went to one place a decade ago in Los Angeles that I was too scared to do anything as all the girls looked underage. One girl laughed and told me she was 27 and was considered to be too old to work there. I swear she looked to be in high school.



Get them in their real 20's and you will realize the gals that come through here are not in the 20's.

[friendly fred]

I just went to see "Foxy" at Blue and I think I can understand now why so many people understate the ages of these girls by ten years.

When I first saw her she was wearing a very cute and skimpy outfit in the dim lighting. With her clothes on and upon first impression, I could see how someone who isn't around many Asian people might feel like she is in her twenties. Plus she puts on the "mask" and smiles alot, which generates good feelings.

Once she takes off her clothes in the room and you take a minute to look her over she is still sexy as hell and very pretty, but you pick up a few subtle indications of her true age, which is in her 30's. I don't see how it could be considered bad to look so good in your thirties, which she definitely is. She is a knockout for any age

[Asianhobbyist]

Originally Posted by hellotherekitty

Here is how this conversation always runs:

Booster/Promoter: I recommend a unicorn/fresh off the plane / Kpop idol / 20 something!

Regular Dude / Someone Who Can Actually Discern Ages: Nope, your unicorn/kpop idol is 35+ attracive ajumma.

Booster/Promoter/White Knight: That is rude. Age is just a number. I care about X more than age. Asians age so well. Stop obsessing about age and hijacking this Unicorn thread.

If age does not matter, why is it touted by the shill/promoter/white knight in the first place? (Hint: it matters). Unicorns do not exist.

Boom!

Best post of the year.

Promoter + BBFS = 20s kpop idol.