1. I'm that bitch
2. I'm flyer than a fkn ostrich
3. I'm hilarious
4. I don't charge 250 for a hhr
5. I can handle my alcohol
6. I'm only 24 with no kids so I'm fresh and not worn in
7. I haven't actually posted an ad on a forum in like forever so none of your homies have smashed yet....possibly
8. I'm hot af honestly. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror like "damn what a blessing."
9. I can throw it back
10. Got good well....you know where I'm going with this.
11. I'm not a total bitch.....sometimes.
12. Again, that bitch.
13. I won't rob you
14. I don't have a pimp
15. I provide ACTUAL GFE sessions which means imma be in pajamas if you roll up on me at 4am
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17. I'll actually be your friend if you aren't annoying
18. Cause I'm me tf? I'm amazing lol
19. Cause yolo
20. Did I mention I was that bitch? Cause I'm kinda that bitch.