plastic mans ...guide ...ta free funnel

[Plastic Man]

guys yer ...plastic man ...knows the upset ...economy be a rough one an spendin top ...dollar on ...third ...rate funnel can leaves a hole in ...yer wallet even bigger thans the one ya ...just fucked

...so how does gettin funnel fer free sounds ...ta ya

...well here be the ...secret tried ...an true method as perfected by ...plastic man!

...ifs ya gots a hankerin fer a special ...gal who done caughts yer eye an ...yer pecker there be a good ...chance she done gots a ...showcase er some ...pics online

...so whats yer gonna done do be ta removes ...yer trousers an sits backs with yer hand ...on yer penis an whiles lookin at the pics an ...pretendin yer in that sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet things ...arms yer gonna blast ...offs a milkshake!

...an thats be hows ...plastic man ...can gets ya free funnel!

[Missburger]

Make sure you wash that old wet jacket the providers
Hate u showing up in


But keep the economy moving remember it’s the best ever
But orange sitting at lowest approval rating in his reign
Good ole boney misses ya x ooos p m

[Alex203]

fantastic advice, thank you for the PSA

[offshoredrilling]

thanks tiny errr ops PM


just today a lady told me she plans ta suck up all my play funds so can't play with others


So I spanked her ass. Rats, she liked it

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

guys yer ...plastic man ...knows the upset ...economy be a rough one an spendin top ...dollar on ...third ...rate funnel can leaves a hole in ...yer wallet even bigger thans the one ya ...just fucked

...so how does gettin funnel fer free sounds ...ta ya

...well here be the ...secret tried ...an true method as perfected by ...plastic man!

...ifs ya gots a hankerin fer a special ...gal who done caughts yer eye an ...yer pecker there be a good ...chance she done gots a ...showcase er some ...pics online

...so whats yer gonna done do be ta removes ...yer trousers an sits backs with yer hand ...on yer penis an whiles lookin at the pics an ...pretendin yer in that sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet things ...arms yer gonna blast ...offs a milkshake!

...an thats be hows ...plastic man ...can gets ya free funnel!

Great post and I do this all the time but I usually use sexually attractive females for the visuals.

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

guys yer ...plastic man ...knows the upset ...economy be a rough one an spendin top ...dollar on ...third ...rate funnel can leaves a hole in ...yer wallet even bigger thans the one ya ...just fucked

...so how does gettin funnel fer free sounds ...ta ya

...well here be the ...secret tried ...an true method as perfected by ...plastic man!

...ifs ya gots a hankerin fer a special ...gal who done caughts yer eye an ...yer pecker there be a good ...chance she done gots a ...showcase er some ...pics online

...so whats yer gonna done do be ta removes ...yer trousers an sits backs with yer hand ...on yer penis an whiles lookin at the pics an ...pretendin yer in that sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet things ...arms yer gonna blast ...offs a milkshake!

...an thats be hows ...plastic man ...can gets ya free funnel!

Probably my personal favorite Plastic Man post, alongside the one(s) in which PM introduced the Plastic Signal.

Here we see Plastic Man expertly utilizing emojis, which I guess is/was his greatest specialized talent.

[Carlos Danger]

Originally Posted by Next Best Thing

I usually use sexually attractive females for the visuals.

Verified vermin will put you on the refuse to see list and you’ll never pass heavy screening and provider references with these opinions whew

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by Carlos Danger

Verified vermin will put you on the refuse to see list and you’ll never pass heavy screening and provider references with these opinions whew

Hopefully there's something I can do to revitalize my image so I can get past the heavy screening and pick up some + references from the whores.

[annie@christophers]

Ill ok ya..
We shall meet under the tree at hoover...
Or perhaps turning park.. yep...
You an ole annie..
K?
Xxoo

[annie@christophers]

That song
JUSY BETWEEN YOU AND ME..

COMES TO MIND.. ANONGST OTHERS.. J.S

[Next Best Thing]

I know.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

Ill ok ya..
We shall meet under the tree at hoover...
Or perhaps turning park.. yep...
You an ole annie..
K?
Xxoo

Turning Point Park

mmmmmm sounds like fun