The Fuckin Neighbors

[drinkindreamin]

I’m like the baptist man that went to catholic confession.. I just had to tell somebody. So last night as I’m get ready for bed I started to hear sounds from my neighbors next door. As I investigated a lil more with my ear to the wall. I discovered they were fuckin.. I found it exciting and entertaining, as I heard him grunt, as she would moan as there bodies slapped together. I’ll have to admit it was an impressive performance from both parties. Hell I felt I needed a cigarette after that.. please don’t judge me but I wanted to share my cheap thrill

[gsm1982]

Had a similar experience years ago. Lived in some apartments that were nice but apparently cheaply built. Had new neighbors move in beside me. Took about 15 minutes one day to register with me after passing them they said hello and knew my name. That was my first time actually meeting them face to face . After that I would grin in the moment when my name was being yelled out.

[number6]

I was at a hotel, a nice one at least 4 Star, the walls weren’t that thin. I checked in around 5pm went up to my room to drop off my bags and look up a place to eat for dinner. As soon as the door shut I could hear the couple next door going at it, she was very vocal about how he was doing it right. After about 15min they were done.

Later that night I return from dinner around 8:30 and once again I hear them going at it as soon as the door shuts. I thought to myself they must be newlyweds. This time I decide to turn on the tv to drown out the sounds.

Later that night around 12:30am I get woken up to her sounds, like I said she was very vocal. The difference is this time so is he, but he wasn’t the same he I had heard earlier in the day. It was then that I put it all together, she was a provider or at the very least a swinger. Well they go at it for about 10 more minutes and both of them finish with loud exclamations of how great it is.

At that point I couldn’t help myself, I started clapping and yelled out my congratulations to them both. I didn’t hear anymore sounds coming from the room after that.

[1Elle]

It wasnt me Number 6 but it could've been... lol!

[number6]

I never saw who she was. It was about 15yrs ago in North Dallas. In that area there are way to many providers for me to even try to guess who it could have been. But from what I heard she was very good.

[EastTexasGrown]

Originally Posted by number6

At that point I couldn’t help myself, I started clapping and yelled out my congratulations to them both. I didn’t hear anymore sounds coming from the room after that.

Well THANK YOU number6!! I have wondered for 15 yrs who that was that gave me an ovation.

[mrredcat43]

Back in my college years, I moved into a brand new dorm. The walls and ceilings were paper thin, and on every side and above me were sorority girls. One night I could hear the girl and the guy and the damn bed grinding against their floor and my ceiling. I finally decided to take a broom handle to my ceiling and tell the couple to knock it off, or I would come up and have a turn with her. A deep male voice blurts out, WELL THEN, COME ON UP. At that point, I was speechless, and he yelled at me again, IF YOU AREN'T COMING UP, THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP! Needless to say, he called my bluff

[DallasRain]

In Scottsdale Arizona
There was a resort frequented by us gals....it was a snowboard haven and also busy with international visitors.
Once there was a gal in the room next to mine..i head the headboard banging against my wall most of the day lol

[cowboyup1960]

Damnitahell Redcat, I don’t believe I could’ve resisted the temptation to knock on their door and see what happens. And if they had invited me in I’d been back daily just to check see. Lol
But Ats jus me. Imma horny old fucker. Don’t invite me in cause I’m gonna bring a lil hard on with me.

[drinkindreamin]

Well.. I’ve been a lil bit suspicious about my neighbor. She keeps odd hours. First time I’ve ever really had an experience like this. However I notice lots of strange vehicles around and I believe she has associates that have been confirmed UTR. As far as the whole experience it was a bit of a voyeur experience for me thinking damn I’d like to see that as I heard the sounds she made. Damn that was hot!!!. I’ll have to admit I was horny as hell after hearing all of that.