TUMA in Houston?

[Long Dong Silver]

Moved to Dallas and the girls over there are young and hot. They are down to do everything including a decent massage as well as a table shower before you go

So are there any ladies in Houston offering TUMA?
I pass through here a lot for work and would like to stop in if they offer.

[ButtsR4Play]

No. Or if there is one, no one is saying anything.

Dallas is an entirely different planet than Houston for AMP quality.

[TryWeakly]

GGT maybe ? Chung might know.

[latinluvr465]

GGT does not tuma.

[genradjim]

do you usually kiss them after they TUYA?

[chosenone2000]

Sheshe use to do this to me over at 606 harwin before they shutdown. Anyone know what happened to her?

[shankee the prodigal]

Kimmy at Paris in the Spring out by Clay and Eldridge does TUMA. But I would pass as she is not exactly a looker.

[ArchAngel10]

I miss Nikki! She gave the best TUMA ever. Remember the day that ended .

[Long Dong Silver]

So I take it the Houston scene is slowly dying out?
Are they closing up shop on all the places?
I drove down Westheimer and everything is almost completely gone or closed

[Effigy!]

Originally Posted by ArchAngel10

I miss Nikki! She gave the best TUMA ever. Remember the day that ended .

I still see Nikki riding her motorcycle around SW Houston sometimes. The alcohol spray on my balls was tough but a small price to pay!



Nikki had a massage gal at Expo named Mary who was crazy for licking. Started at my head and licked her way down to suck on each unwashed toe then back up to my ass. She was a Viet from Clear Lake - I wonder where she went!

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Long Dong Silver

So I take it the Houston scene is slowly dying out?
Are they closing up shop on all the places?
I drove down Westheimer and everything is almost completely gone or closed

I get the impression the store front scene is fading due to high profile, but the activities are moving into more discrete locations. I figured the same with some of the high profile agencies. Eventually, it will return to word of mouth days (if you'll pardon the pun).

[justsomeguy32]

Personally I would say it is already dead, buried, and filled the bellies of thousands of earthworms.

At the strip clubs you can get lap dances, so fucked up. I used to sling my DNA around like dollar bills at TGSOE and the lap dance (note singular) was solely used to negotiate the sucking and/or fucking that would lead to the aforementioned DNA slinging.

AMPS died for me the day M&N closed, and for everyone else shortly after. We were then left with the B team and damn if they got the job done half as well as Cindy, Tina, and Wendy (and Rose for literally every other mutherfucker on here but me for some reason). There have been some bright spots here and there, but they all die out like a candle caught in a jizz-storm. So now we have the C team, where praises are sung for any woman that is under 50, does more than a happy ending, and is remotely tollerable in appearance and aroma.

I think the Latin agencies are the one bright spot in this category (category being broadly defined by me as places where multiple ladies work in the same space). Don’t hold me to that, despite the fact that I love latinas as much as I love pussy, for some dumb fucking reason I have yet to try and get screened by an agency. So I only know the little I have learned when browsing that section on the forums as some type of punishment for being fucking stupid.

TLDR: Yes. Also, I should have probably led with that.

[tbone2u]

I wouldn't say that the AMPs have completely died, it's just harder to find the good ones.....but they are still out there.

One just needs to make the investment in time, patience and money to be rewarded.

They also have to enjoy the hunt.

[justsomeguy32]

I do agree with you there there is still fun to be had if you hunt for it, I was primarily addressing the demise of the grocery stores. I have always enjoyed finding hidden gems, but if things didn’t work out I always had the well known pot at the end of the rainbow to fall back on (side note, let’s see how many metaphors I can mix up and otherwise destroy on this almost assuredly excessively long response.). One thing I have found interesting, Bedpage seems to be producing a higher level of talent than Backpage ever did. Also, that metaphor thing kind of fizzled out, I’m sure I can draw an analogy there, it if I had the energy to do that I would have finished the metaphor thing.

TLDR: Reading this post is probably a waste of time, skip it IMO.

Originally Posted by tbone2u

I wouldn't say that the AMPs have completely died, it's just harder to find the good ones.....but they are still out there.

One just needs to make the investment in time, patience and money to be rewarded.

They also have to enjoy the hunt.

[latinluvr465]

The girls are less likely to give up the booty on their first go around with you due to the high number of busts lately. As tbone said, you have to be willing to invest the time...and money...to find the hidden treasure. Not much low hanging fruit left in h-town.