Amp humor

[T063076]

I was seeing one of the more famous L1 amp girls, that BBBJ and bbfs but only with me. I noticed a condom package that was torn open. It was a Magnum. She apparently didn't realize the customer left it. They apparently took the condom but left the package in the trash. She never blinked an eye, she said he used condom you not have to. Of course I had already paid upfront as I always do.i told her I was really needing a good massage that day. I settled for BBBJ and no daty that day. I told her I was just too tired to fuck. My pencil dick was not about to enter the Magnum territory that day. I left laughing actually. Please share your funny amp stories.

[ATX]

Was this Anna? At red lobster?

[sonamb]

Is Anna even there anymore? I haven't seen her there in a long while.

[T063076]

She is not

[ATX]

Okay so I will share one. So after Grady house moved/closed not sure which. There was another house in the area very similar. I pull up in the neighborhood and park on the street. Then into an older upsell rushed provider. So I had actually popped in k9. Doorbell the other provider Answers the door (someone came in during my session earlier and she was in a session.)

She says something to my provider then mine says in English police we both scram to get dressed she leaves the room and IM at the window looking to gtfo! She comes in and hands me her phone its mamason she explains the neighbors complained about me parking in front of their house. I ended up moving my car and coming back. Which she was surprised calls mamason again I said I didn't finish..

[MOTOXMAN]

Now that's funny shit for sure.

[Latin_ATX]

I got one, I go to an AMP about a year ago over off Louis henna and SH45 just behind the Lubby’s I think it was second trip there, as usual I get on the table facedown and after a few minutes the flip, I was already hard cause of her sensual teasing, she must have been surprised at my size that she called in another girl and they were talking and looking at my manhood, I felt wiered as if I was some kind of piece of meat they were looking at, the. I told my self they must have liked what they saw. Never had That happen to me before at other places

[Bago]

So what was the humorist part? A guy with a Gigantic Johnson went before you or that you are the only one?

[AlwaysaHE]

I foolishly barebacked a chubby Chinese chick in Anaheim California ten years ago. I stood on the floor while she laid on her back, legs in the air. She was chubby but had a very nice pretty pussy. She kept reminding me to be quiet because Mamasan was continually talking to her through the door. I came rather quickly because of the tension. I pulled out and ejaculated on the floor and didn’t tell her. I stuck it back in and pounded away until a cane again. This time on her stomach. She got up right away squatted down and sprayed her pussy with Windex and wiped herself clean.

[Latin_ATX]

Well that situation has never happened to me before I found that humours

[EagleEye]

Originally Posted by AlwaysaHE

I foolishly barebacked a chubby Chinese chick in Anaheim California ten years ago. I stood on the floor while she laid on her back, legs in the air. She was chubby but had a very nice pretty pussy. She kept reminding me to be quiet because Mamasan was continually talking to her through the door. I came rather quickly because of the tension. I pulled out and ejaculated on the floor and didn’t tell her. I stuck it back in and pounded away until a cane again. This time on her stomach. She got up right away squatted down and sprayed her pussy with Windex and wiped herself clean.

The Windex move was classy.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by EagleEye

The Windex move was classy.

No streaks

[graveyard shift]

one of my first times in an amp (maybe my first) was that one on 35 before oltorf and they had the radio on the christian pop station and i kept trying to reach the radio to change it but i couldnt and i dont know why i got weird about asking so i just got the L1 and gtfo. there was no way i was going to stay focused with michael w smith on in the background.

edit* oh and i got chick fil a after just cause jesus and all.

[T063076]

Their music is always heavenly to me. Except the chorus part. You been here before, what u tip, You Soo long, u cum now, come back tomorrow I like u

[Score]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3orUaXhD4