domination/farting dilemma

[Dallaslayne023]

I love two things: being controlled by a dom and facesitting/assworship. Although to really get the suffering aspect from being a sub, I've found face farting to be the true/worst form of suffering. Forcing me to smell it while you're smothering me is a huge turn on. This fetish came on to me last year out of the blue and I kinda hate that I like this. But who knows it could be hilarious. I usually don't mention it but are there any ladies that would do this kind of thing? Anyone else into this?

[khloechanel]

You know I’ll assist you in this department!

[Dallaslayne023]

What!? My heart literally skipped a beat. You are truly a gem.

[normalguy21]

In 1996 at the orlando arena in florida i stopped a OZZY concert mid song from the mosh pit with a 25 second fart .



The music stopped the lights went out and about a 20 foot clear circle developed around me and OZZY says over the microphone -Who is this Crazy fuck that can part the red sea ?
Trying to steal my thunder ? Want to get on stage with me ? Whats your Name ?


As i made a Bee Line for the side of the arena i yelled out -Brussels - Brussels Sprouts !!!


Ozzy Says -What the fuck did he say his name is ? Fucking Brussels ? Brussels Sprouts ? Who the Fuck names there Kid Brussels Sprouts ?



Just as my ass made it to the toliet seat i hear the riff from the song IRON MAN start .


i spent the rest of the concert on the shitter as i had at a full bag of frozen brussel sprouts about 10 hours earlier and had drank a 12 pack at that point ,.


Becarful what you desire the arena was sold out and water cannons were being used to cool people off in the mosh pit when i let the fart and it stopped the WHOLE SHOW .


There was even a small side note artical in the orlando news paper in the right up of the concert .
Type O Negative was the opening act and i heckled the fuck out of the lead singer from front row right beside the reporter from the news paper that the rest of the show the reporter keep a eye on my crazy ass ..


Strange but true !!!!!

[houston_switch]

Wow

[normalguy21]

Sorry for the bad spelling in the post above .

Was going down the road in a lifted 4x4 it's kinda bouncy.

[Souper]

What Bad Smelling?

[normalguy21]

I scanned the ticket and it is my current avatar from the 1996 OZZY Concert that got interupted by a BRUTAL GUST from my ass.

[gc161]

Originally Posted by Dallaslayne023

I love two things: being controlled by a dom and facesitting/assworship. Although to really get the suffering aspect from being a sub, I've found face farting to be the true/worst form of suffering. Forcing me to smell it while you're smothering me is a huge turn on. This fetish came on to me last year out of the blue and I kinda hate that I like this. But who knows it could be hilarious. I usually don't mention it but are there any ladies that would do this kind of thing? Anyone else into this?

This cracked me up. Thank you.

[Zena]

Originally Posted by normalguy21

In 1996 at the orlando arena in florida i stopped a OZZY concert mid song from the mosh pit with a 25 second fart .



The music stopped the lights went out and about a 20 foot clear circle developed around me and OZZY says over the microphone -Who is this Crazy fuck that can part the red sea ?
Trying to steal my thunder ? Want to get on stage with me ? Whats your Name ?


As i made a Bee Line for the side of the arena i yelled out -Brussels - Brussels Sprouts !!!


Ozzy Says -What the fuck did he say his name is ? Fucking Brussels ? Brussels Sprouts ? Who the Fuck names there Kid Brussels Sprouts ?



Just as my ass made it to the toliet seat i hear the riff from the song IRON MAN start .


i spent the rest of the concert on the shitter as i had at a full bag of frozen brussel sprouts about 10 hours earlier and had drank a 12 pack at that point ,.


Becarful what you desire the arena was sold out and water cannons were being used to cool people off in the mosh pit when i let the fart and it stopped the WHOLE SHOW .


There was even a small side note artical in the orlando news paper in the right up of the concert .
Type O Negative was the opening act and i heckled the fuck out of the lead singer from front row right beside the reporter from the news paper that the rest of the show the reporter keep a eye on my crazy ass ..


Strange but true !!!!!

Nornalguy I love you !!!! Your story CRACKED ME UP!!!! YOU MAY WANT TO CHANGE YOUR HANDLE~ THAT DOESNT FIT YOU.... MY LOVE !!! I SAY that with ALL LOVE AND RESPECT !!!!

GREAT STORY !!!!

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by Zena

Nornalguy I love you !!!! Your story CRACKED ME UP!!!! YOU MAY WANT TO CHANGE YOUR HANDLE~ THAT DOESNT FIT YOU.... MY LOVE !!! I SAY that with ALL LOVE AND RESPECT !!!!

GREAT STORY !!!!

I changed my screen name a little while ago

I used to go by -SLICKAHHUGHS-


Names Eh



but thank you for loving me and i know i should change it but think of the real world my friends last name before he died was little and he was a giant 6foot 7 340 pounds .


another named tiny 6 foot 10 at least 400 pounds



All i needed was alanis Morissette smoking a cig

http://www.songlyrics.com/alanis-mor...ironic-lyrics/


Kinda like 35 lima running counter intel on cave men in the sand box ,how do you counter intel when there was no intelligence in your adversary to begin with .
Makes for long challenging days thinking maybe just maybe one day a light bulb might come on in the _---_--!!1! ass wipes heads but ---Eh -There still dreaming of virgins ...are the women with breath of a THOUSND YACK"S !!!

[Ms. Athena]

How does one fart on command?
Eat Taco Bell and pray it's just a fart????

[mississippifunguy]

lmbo

Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

How does one fart on command?
Eat Taco Bell and pray it's just a fart????

[Warptcuck]

I know an Eccie provider in the Lafayette, La. area that likes to fart in guys faces. I have seen her Twitter posts about it.
I have also been with her, but not the fart part.