It's always better to have it than not need it than not have it and need it.

[CG2014]

It's like that line in Forrest Gump:

Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

Well:

Sometimes, I guess there just isn't enough lube.



I can see a guy goes to an appointment with a provider and she texts him:

She: "Hey Hon, you said you arrived to my hotel 10 minutes ago, did you get lost?"

He: "I am on my way up, babe."

He knocks on her room door.

She opens the door to find him standing there with a pallet jack with this 275 gallons of sex lube container on it.

He: "Hi babe, be a dear and help me get this thing into the room by the bed, will ya?

You did say you were taking a trip to Greece today, didn't ya?"

[TexTushHog]

Takes all kinds to make a world, I guess.

[Analeese]

Welcome back CG....lol

Glad you could grace us with your informational posts again ...

[tiatate]

I keep a 30oz bottle of Jo lubs at my in call. It has already lasted me 5 months, & still half full.
I'd like lube and use it to nervously. But I don't like to overdo it. Some of the friction allows for some good connection and chemistry

[pyramider]

Hardly any lube required for dealing with 1.3" of dangling death. That 30 oz bottle would last generations.

[pmdelites]

did you see the price for that mongo storage thingee??
$6,969.69 :^)



oh, btw, it's "It is better to have **** in times of no money than to have money in times of no ****."
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthoped...urry-479454603
https://www.amazon.com/Collected-Adv.../dp/B0016B0CXW

my friends and i used to buy these comix at the head shops in austin in mid-70s. classic stuff!!

[Tara Evans]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

Takes all kinds to make a world, I guess.

Very true

[Prolongus]

Thought the thread title was gonna refer to condoms.