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Originally Posted by Big chief 269
I guess I need to be a Pimp! Take your pic of one of bigchiefcrackahoe Squaws !! So all ladies interested can contact me and we can see if they can pass the quality fuck test and go from there!
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BigChief if you serious about becoming a pimp I already told you before you have to look the part. First things first you need a complete new wardrobe. Throw those old man jeans flannel shirts and work boots in the garbage get you some sports jerseys all matching including flat brimmed hats. It all has to match dont skimp be sure to get official merchandise. Yeah it cost more but you cant put a price on how you look. The quality of your stable depends greatly on your image. Second you need a badass whip. Now there are many ways to play this. You can go classic with a six four or something similar. You can get a ten year old caddy or mercedes and put rims on it. There are to many to list here you will have to research this on your own but I will tell you the bigger and more exotic your rims and skinner your tires the better the ho's you will attract. Ho's also like shiny stuff so stop at the kiosk in the mall you know the one with all the 10 karat and fake gold chains. Dont fuck around here get you as many as you can afford. When you think you have to much get another 5 or 6 then you will probably be ok for a new pimp. Now here is the bad part since you starting out late your going to have to pony up the cash to get in the game. On the bright side once you get you a few girls working for you then you never have to pay for anything again. Well you will still reach in your pocket and pull out money but it wont be money you had to earn. No once you get rolling they will do all the work and make all the money and all you have to do is look good book hotel rooms put up adds and walk the dog when the tricks show up to eat your nut out the ho you just nutted in. Its not bad work if you can get it. So there you have it BassCats guide to getting in the pimp game. Got you thinking dont I? It really is that easy
Oh I almost forgot you have to learn how to speak. You can start with the staples like "TeamWork Makes The DreamWork" and "Asses Up Ho's down" and the most important "Bitch Better Have My Money"
Now ya know what to do all ya gotta do is go out there and get whats yours