Your first Hobby experience?

[Guest121018]

What was your first Hobby experience? Ladies please feel free to share yours.


I'll never forget mine. I was horny as fuck and started Google searching escorts and how to get laid by one. My fear was finding one that would only strip. So basically I learned to lay the money down, keep your mouth shut and get naked.

So now I'm trying to figure out where do I find one. Gawd I was so fucking stupid. Google brought me to Backpage. I started talking to a girl and she had plenty of pics to send so I thought she must be legit. She didn't have an incall so my dumbass booked a room for an outcall. She came on time but of course it wasn't the girl in the pics. However she was smoking hot so I didn't care. So I lay down my money and get naked. Of course I'm already harder than Chinese Algebra. She starts talking dirty to me and grabs my cock. She starts stroking it and ask if I'm going to cum for her. I said yes, do you have a cover? She says NO I don't do that. I tell her to take half the money and go because I can jack myself off better than she can. Lol

She goes BSC and started saying no way, she wants all of the donation. I grab the money before she can and say no you get half and please go.

She takes her cellphone out of her pocket and starts calling someone, her pimp. Or in this case 2 pimps. She tells them the situation and she says they are coming up here to kick your ass.

Lol. Little did she know that I happen to be at the shooting range early that morning and when you have a $6,000 dollar gun, you don't leave it in the car. I did a little backwards sunmersalt off the side of the bed and grabbed my gun case I had under the bed. I threw it on the bed. She was still half way out the door looking down the hall at her pimps. I can hear them walking at this point. They enter the doorway and there I am naked with 5 ft 338 lupa sniper rifle pointing at their asses. I bolted a round and said leave now or I will cut y'all in half. They fucking ran thier asses off. The next day Google lead me here and I got laid. Lol

[Randall Creed]

Many moons ago, in the heart of Texas, with some cornfed, big booty white chick who went by 'Erica'. Auburn hair, cut in that cute mushroom look, with matching, beautifully triangled carpet. Looked like she could've been in a rap video. This was in the phonebook days, before the internet became what it is today. No pics to go by, just description only. It took two tries to get a first visit with her. The first night, my dumb ass dosed off while waiting for her to get to my spot. Having nothing but time and money on my hands, I tried again the next night. Didn't dose off this time. She arrived. Beautiful as fuck. No lie. And like I mentioned earlier, that ass....oh, Lord. That ass. I thought I was dreaming. Also thought all ladies in the hobby would look like this. Turns out it was just a lucky first swing at the plate.

Pretty damn good session. Of course, there was no precedence to go by. Cbj, couple positions, and some bonus kissing (said she didn't do it when I asked...but moments later, said what the hell, came up from giving a beej. I remember thinking in my head...Oh, fuck! I'm kissing a white girl!! YESSSS!! This was new territory at the time).

When we we done, as she was cleaning up, I remember seeing her curvy body, at an angle, being edge lit by the street light from outside, including that nicely trimmed mound of hers.I remember thinking in my head....wow, I just had sex with her. It felt so surreal.

I didn't know about the nuances of the business, like MSOG. I'm pretty sure I could've gone again after that visual. That moment is imprinted in my brain, forever.

Saw her a couple more times after that. From there, we just drifted apart. This was probably 20 years ago. She's likely somebody's wife now. I dunno. I hope she's doing well, wherever she's at.

[Jimmie]

A long time a go, in a place far away; there was this Italian girl living in France. She was pretty, and there were four sailors looking for a port. I drew the short straw and had to go last. She was pretty sore by then. The old thing, she only rolled her pantyhose down to her calves. I gust that way she could keep us at a distance. We we drunk, so it went quickly. I thin we spent maybe 100 Francs a piece to have a go. She had zero IOP, but when a sailor is drunk and horny, you tend to ignore a lot.

[Souper]

In a Van, down by the river.

[Somform]

Backpage ad, girl who answered the door was not the one pictured. I was horny so what the hell. Claimed she was in nursing school. I was so nervous it took a while to get hard. My heart was about to beat out of my chest. Little bit of covered bj and cfs. I think it was 60 roses.
So glad to have found eccie. Probably had 20+ bp experiences and always very worried and scammed couple of times.

[rexdutchman]

Well along time ago in place far away , Backpage, with web site on here (at the time) Incall her place in big D , Bigger then pics but nice great bbbj, over all good / THEN IT STARTED calling ( didn't have hobby phone my bad)
Needed money prepay on and on , changed phones learned ( side note she had some bad reviews here I didn't listen ?? said before bad reviews tell a lot)

[Crock]

Randall, the memories that you just shared resonate with me. I've had similar thoughts many times about how surreal some great sessions have been.


As for me, my first time paying for sex was in Okinawa. A place called Naha City Music Club, but better known as "The Stage." There was a $20 cover charge, but once you got in there was no other cost other than drinks and completely optional tips for the ladies. The ladies always did a three song set on the revolving stage with an audience all around (except for a small catwalk leading to the stage). The first she danced in her costume/outfit of choice. The second she stripped. For the third song, she asked for a volunteer to join her on stage to fuck. If there was more than one volunteer, the guys rolled dice and the highest roll went onstage. I went with a group of buddies. Some I knew well, some not so well. We just watched for a while. Drank a lot of beer. Watched drunk Marines and drunk Okinawans unable to get it up on stage. Wasn't sure I wanted to get stage fright. After an hour or so, the part of my group that I didn't really know left. Out of the 4 buddies left, one of them was wild and crazy. He got up there and made us proud. After that, the audience had thinned out and there were a couple of ladies that didn't get any volunteers. They were all beautiful, so I thought that was a damned shame. I made sure it didn't happen again. I got up on stage and "performed" 4 times that night. After the second, I had Marines, Sailors and Okinawans cheering for me. It was crazy. But fun.

[billdwyer18]

It was from this site, but I was in Shreveport. A girl there was highly recommended and newbie-friendly. Her name was Kiki. I don't have a really funny story to go with it, other than the fact that I had a nightmare about it going really badly the night before, but I went through with it anyway. I did message a guy from the board who seemed to be a veteran of the activity, and got some advice on how to handle everything so it would all go smoothly. She was a delight, as had been promised.

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

Yellow pages. Look up escorts. You have about 1 out of 5 chance if you even want to open the door after you looked out the peep hole. A whole lot of wasted time back then.

[thebear69]

Best little whorehouse in Texas, Lagrange aaaa how how how to quote ZZ Top, best 10.00 I ever spent

[Gentlemen Rendezvous]

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