The Truthful Parrot

[Guest123018]

A man and his girlfriend walk into a store.
The store owner owns a parrot w/a truthful mouth.
The parrot says to the couple who had just walked in
"your girlfriend is ugly as hell"
The man and his girlfriend continue walking around
the store and pass by the parrot again and the parrot
says
"your girlfriend is ugly as hell"
The man says to the store owner you need to do something
about your parrot. The store owner apologizes to the couple
and tells the couple 'it won't happen again'
The man and his girlfriend are finally done in the store
and are heading out and slowly passes the parrot one last time
and the parrot says
"aint nothing changed"

[Melissa Madyson]

That is funny as hell S~P.....Made me laugh....
M.M.

[Guest123018]

No more secrets. I am a Trans-Girl

I'm finally coming out. I was born TransFinancial.
I was born In a poor persons body
but I always knew I was a millionaire
trapped In this body.

I've decided to start an
'Available for Sucking GoFundMe'
to get support and the fund$
to start living the life I know
I am supposed to be living.






All in good fun. Please add
your twisted humor

[Guest123018]

The Redumblicans
can have Kanye
we'll take Taylor Swift

[myren1900]

I'd take Taylor over Kanye any time !

[Guest123018]

A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO COSTCO!!

Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen,
the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a
woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on
impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,
I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet
and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and
I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped
to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

Well, I thought the guy behind her was going to have
a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch
what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to
think of crazy things to say.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

The Redumblicans

I cannot stand their party.

Get out and vote.

[Guest123018]

Voting is like masturbation, it makes you feel good
but it doesn't produce any life (in certain communities)

When voting be politically educated and not just checking off the box for whichever party you're voting for.

I still did my part today and hopefully, the Redumblicans will be out. Js!

(CSO)

[myren1900]

Interesting analogy, Seeking P.

I may have to take the matter into my own hand and vote tomorrow to help root out those menaces.

[Circus Midget]

This the dumbest shit I've seen all day, arguing over stupid celebrities.

[myren1900]

^^^

It might well have been - until you posted.



No one was arguing !!!

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by myren1900

Interesting analogy, Seeking P.

i think we can all agree that our current political system is beyond broken.
at any rate, i did my part and exercised my individual freedom of choice.
there is still a long way to go for me and my skin kin before a change is applied.

[OldGent]

Just don’t forget there are pale brothers and sisters that see color and appreciate the contribution and respect for the efforts all shades of the rainbow have made.

[Guest123018]

Yass!

[DATYMAN]

Girl is on a roll...haha.