What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you,?

[ManDogBird2]

I called a provider on my way home from work one evening hoping to get a quick BJ. I could tell she was in the middle of something as we spoke but she agreed to see me on short notice.

I arrive and we begin the session on her couch. This provider’s technique always includes a finger in the bung hole and usually brings a positive enhancement to the BJ. This time I start to notice a slight discomfort when she inserts a finger. This quickly turns into a flame throwing burn on my starfish. Think the morning after eating 10 pounds of spicy crawfish. I ask her to stop and tell her that her finger is giving me a burning sensation.

She says “oops, that must be the jalapeños that is was cutting up for dinner when you called”.

[Princess Kimber]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

great story PrincessK!
btw, when are you coming back to h-town, and we should do a review session already..

End of next week and I'm down as long as we have the fun we had last time

[VENUSNOVA]

have so many stories...however all of your posts are of the wall interesting, the top two are this weekend.
Do you see anything weird behind me in this photo?
That's part 1..

[Danfromeccie]

Is it the other vampire?