The most interesting tattoo...
...is the one resembling powder burn streaks on Pistol Mark's anus....
...guys, if you really want to be original, have a smiley face tattooed to the head of your penis, like I do.... It really lightens the moment during the inevitable TSA strip search and body cavity search! It looks all frowny and wrinkly until I start jacking myself off, then the strip search ends very quickly!
Or have "HIV Positive" tattooed across your forehead and a Nazi concentration camp ID number on your forearm.... and cut your wrists regularly... sign all legal documents with your blood, then dip your thumb in blood and put your thumb print next to it...
"Original" "artwork" "self-expression" "Generational differences", etc., etc, etc., blah, blah, blah. Ya'll are a bunch of white privileged pussies (regardless of gender). And ya'll look like you came off the same assembly line. You're the human equivalent of Toyota Corollas, and about as exciting...
JMHO. I'll take my meds and STFU. The voices are chanting in unison again.
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