Craziest Pick-Up Lines

[ACharmXo]

So during this hectic time in the hobby world I’ve found myself seated at local bar tops more frequently in search of some new friends. I find it crazy that the bar scene as far as hobbying goes is basically non existent here in Little Rock.
Why is that?
Maybe some of you gentlemen could chime in to explain their experiences with meeting girls while out for a drink and what your reaction would be if a girl approached you to spend some time afterwards.
Also ladies what are some of the craziest pick up lines you’ve heard while out for drinks with your girls?

I’m so excited to have the forums back as a resource.

[Nukeman69]

VERY rare that a girl will ever initiate a conversation in a bar with me. Generally I'm the one trying.

[ACharmXo]

That really bizarre to hear.. Ive yet to have the pleasure of meeting you but I would think surely a charming gentleman like yourself would have all the pretty ladies at the bar looking your way

[Ginger Doll]

It creeps me out when guys get overly aggressive and use cheesy lines in bar situations.

Nonchalance is key. I much prefer a nice, genuine smile and a drink refill. I also like it when they invite me to kick their ass in a game of pool, then take their defeat gracefully.

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by ACharmXo

That really bizarre to hear.. Ive yet to have the pleasure of meeting you but I would think surely a charming gentleman like yourself would have all the pretty ladies at the bar looking your way

"Looking [his] way" =/= "initiating a conversation".

My past experience (such as it is) being alone at a bar is consistent with Nukeman's. Not only has it been very rare for a unaccompanied woman to initiate a conversation with me in a bar, in every case that's happened in my life (no less than three, no more than six) the woman who started chatting me up was a hooker looking for her next client (which is what your OP implies you were doing yourself--unless "looking for new friends" wasn't the euphemism I took it for on first reading).

I think it has to do with safety issues; while no unaccompanied woman has tried to strike up a conversation with me unless she was looking to get paid for her time and companionship, women with either a girlfriend or another guy haven't been quite so shy. That's still somewhat rare (I'm pathologically introverted, so I probably exude something of a "leave me the fuck alone" vibe when I'm alone at a bar--usually I have a book with me and I'll be reading it while enjoying a drink or three), but not nonexistent. I think there's safety in numbers; if she's got company with her a woman might feel more secure in chatting up a strange man, because she's always got her companion to help execute her exit strategy if the strange man turns out to be a truly strange man.

ETA:And since you asked:

Originally Posted by ACharmXo

Maybe some of you gentlemen could chime in to explain their experiences with meeting girls while out for a drink and what your reaction would be if a girl approached you to spend some time afterwards.

My reaction now would be the same as my reaction then: "I'm sorry; thanks for asking but I can't afford your fee."

I can guarantee you that because of my pathological introversion and resulting "leave me the fuck alone" vibe, no woman would approach me to spend time afterwards with me for free. (Hasn't happened in close to 61 years; ain't gonna suddenly happen now.)

Cheers,

bcg

[bluffcityguy]

Duplicate. Ignore.

[Rockydoc]

I heard a guy had “your name” tattooed on his member. I assume his pick up line was something like hey baby, My dick has your name written all over it.

[Rockydoc]

I heard a guy had “your name” tattooed on his member. I assume his pick up line was something like hey baby, My dick has your name written all over it.

[ACharmXo]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

It creeps me out when guys get overly aggressive and use cheesy lines in bar situations.

Nonchalance is key. I much prefer a nice, genuine smile and a drink refill. I also like it when they invite me to kick their ass in a game of pool, then take their defeat gracefully.

Guys can be SUPER aggressive in the bar scene .. maybe it all of the liquid courage lol
I can always appreciate a refill .. depending on who’s offering. And while I love getting competitive in a game of pool, I more than anything like to utilize the opportunity to show off how great my booty looks bent over

[ACharmXo]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

I heard a guy had “your name” tattooed on his member. I assume his pick up line was something like hey baby, My dick has your name written all over it.

Oh my ..

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by ACharmXo

... And while I love getting competitive in a game of pool, I more than anything like to utilize the opportunity to show off how great my booty looks bent over

Hmm. Perhaps I should bring you along next time…

I’m open to using you as a distraction to blow their concentration. Lol!

[Nukeman69]

I used the old "do you want to dance. No. Well then I guess a blow job is completely out of the question" line when I was young. Worked a few times.

[Nukeman69]

These days there are always to many "young gym wanna be studs" that surround any woman that I would be attracted to as soon as they walk in. The older mature guys are the ones with the money to play.

[datred]

What bars are the best for pickups? Really hate downtown scene and all the noise, but maybe that is the best?

[arealone]

I'm WAY past the stage of pick up lines. Never had much luck in the bar scene with pick up lines anyway. Took too much alcohol for me to get up the courage and by the time I had the courage my mouth would overpower my ass. Didn't work out very well.


Believe it or not, I'm actually a really shy guy.