Worst sex act you ever did. ?

[Zena]

Worst sex act you ever did? Haahaa!!! I will go first.
I think mine was :
"The Rusty Trombone". ( if you google it, I dont know what it will say ) I try to block bad things from my memory. Lol.
( Oh! Only human stuff!!! No animal play here, PLEASE. Lets keep it SOMEWHAT... CLASSY. some things are better left unsaid. ) thanks!

[SARufus]

McStud explains the Rusty Trombone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHeAv-sGggg

[Zena]

Yuck. That guy was REALLY CLASSY wasnt he??? Lol!!! And no. It wasnt my uncle, by the way.

[normhouston]

Came too quickly? Oh wait, you mean nastiest, not WORST act.

[pmdelites]

worst as in “wtf did i just do that for??”
fucking a woman who prolly hadnt taken a bath in many many days & whose house reeeeeked of cat piss.

worst as “she prolly thought - what a newbie!!” or “that wasnt very suave of me!!”
prolly the time i passed gas while she was fellating lil delites.

[cage196]

My worst is my best. I got fucked in the ass with a strap on, while 4 girls sat around and watched and commented on it like they were watching a tv show. It was fucking HOT!

[papadee]

Very messy, smelly, shitty Greek.

[Bikerjoe337]

My worst sex: Fucked my sister's ugliest friend because she literally asked for pitty sex. Fucked her very rough and called her names as I was pulling out and came on her face. The sad thing was once we were done she said "thanks". I didn't even bother responding, I just got dressed and left her house, this all happened while her husband was at the park with their kids.

[Satyrrical]

Her on top with lights low. She seemed really into it; very very wet, flailing about. Lights came up, and it looked like a scene from the goriest slasher film you could imagine. Menses everywhere; walls, ceiling, and both of us of course.

[normalguy21]

Had missionary sex with my ex and told her i liked it .

Rubbed one out without a tissue .

Beat off to Rosie O'Donnell's picture while captive in a prision camp during the war .They thought it was saddam hussien and let me go .
Stupid them Rosie is harrier !

[Doglegg]

60 yr old Korean woman, I was 28 or so.

Fucked her in the ass and when I pulled out it was covered in Orange (kimchee) shit. I was so fucking hung over I couldn't stay hard (also because of who I was fucking) so she went down on me trying to get my hard on back. Nothing worked so I let her keep the $20 and had to find my way back to the barracks. Prolly worst hangover ever.

[Zena]

Okkkkkkk then. I started this thread and its one of the worst ever, lol, but thank you guys for being brave and telling us Your worst sex tales. That takes guts!

[rexdutchman]

my second wife ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Ron_Mexico91]

Ate out the first girl I was with right after I turned 15. She was the school slut. Not one of my brighter ideas.

[MrThom]

Well, It involved, Crisco, BB's, a Batman mask and a disgruntled Yak.