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05-29-2017, 11:38 AM
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SL'S Provider Rating Schedule!
SL’S TOP TEN RATING FOR PROVIDERS
1: First generation walking up right.
2: Even booze won’t help. But you’re sure it’s a she.
3: If this one was giving it up for free, you’d set her up with some else.
4: Not terrible looking, but will never get married.
5: Guys will see this one but normally for a BJ.
6: Nice looking, you could have lunch and not be embarrassed.
7: Pretty lady, something stands out, boobs, ass, extra pretty face.
8: Total package, pretty and hot figure. Always a line. Cheer leader type.
9: As a hobbyist you’re thinking no way am I banging this number. Turns heads everywhere she goes.
10: Super model. Turns guy’s heads as well as girls.
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06-15-2017, 10:48 PM
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Is that a Chick?
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06-29-2017, 02:59 AM
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10-24-2017, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Still Looking
SL’S TOP TEN RATING FOR PROVIDERS
1: First generation walking up right.
2: Even booze won’t help. But you’re sure it’s a she.
3: If this one was giving it up for free, you’d set her up with some else.
4: Not terrible looking, but will never get married.
5: Guys will see this one but normally for a BJ.
6: Nice looking, you could have lunch and not be embarrassed.
7: Pretty lady, something stands out, boobs, ass, extra pretty face.
8: Total package, pretty and hot figure. Always a line. Cheer leader type.
9: As a hobbyist you’re thinking no way am I banging this number. Turns heads everywhere she goes.
10: Super model. Turns guy’s heads as well as girls.
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Am I right or what?
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11-17-2017, 01:28 PM
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These ratings are too funny.
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11-18-2017, 09:39 AM
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These ratings are too funny.
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11-24-2017, 10:42 AM
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These provider ratings, while humorous, do not rate for performance, only appearance. They also do not rate for deception: say an actual 4 was advertising/repping as a 7. There is no crime in being a 4. The crime is in advertising as a 7.
Then there's the issue of fake reviews, which i believe you've mentioned elsewhere? Isn't that a VIP issue worth more attention?
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11-24-2017, 01:35 PM
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Lol, that's a whole different conversation best saved for a new thread that's not meant purely for humor like this one. All good points though.
Fake reviews, posing as "VIP", and (GPS) Golden Pussy Syndrome would all be addressed in such a thread.
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