Anyone else recognize the woman tortured in Arnold

[sexymaid_69]

Originally Posted by blkstocking

Whatcha got in mind?

If I told you then it wouldn't be a surprise.

[Atomic Hamster]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

No
I make memes of them and send them out to float around the web.

You bust balls appropriately. Thank u for the lulz.

The rest of this thread is fucking ridiculous, tho. I shouldn't need to feel compelled to point out what Stig's already handled.

I may need to take another break.

Originally Posted by blkstocking

Whatcha got in mind?

She's going secure you to a long spit on a high platform, blindfolded, gagged, buttplugged and locked in a chastity device while she sits there and smokes Newport 100's under where your balls are for about 8-9 hrs while you slowly rotate. She may read a fishing magazine or watch cat videos for part of the time while reminding you that you give her no pleasure and are a constant disappointment in all aspects of your life except for being a disappointment... which is itself, disappointing.

And that's why I don't go on smoker dates with Jinny anymore.

[sexymaid_69]

I feel the need to point out two things.

I don't smoke Newports, never have, never will.

And I'm not that fond of cats.

[Atomic Hamster]

I'm going to pay dearly for those errors. I'm such a disappointment

[blkstocking]

Originally Posted by Atomic Hamster

You bust balls appropriately. Thank u for the lulz.

The rest of this thread is fucking ridiculous, tho. I shouldn't need to feel compelled to point out what Stig's already handled.

I may need to take another break.



She's going secure you to a long spit on a high platform, blindfolded, gagged, buttplugged and locked in a chastity device while she sits there and smokes Newport 100's under where your balls are for about 8-9 hrs while you slowly rotate. She may read a fishing magazine or watch cat videos for part of the time while reminding you that you give her no pleasure and are a constant disappointment in all aspects of your life except for being a disappointment... which is itself, disappointing.

And that's why I don't go on smoker dates with Jinny anymore.

Sounds a lot like marriage...

[blkstocking]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

I feel the need to point out two things.

I don't smoke Newports, never have, never will.

And I'm not that fond of cats.

Two more reasons to like you Sexy. When we gonna get together? I haven't see you since there were GTGs. Anyone do that anymore or did all that stop?

[sexymaid_69]

They still occasionally get together but its not often since no one wants to play host.

[DrivesAllDay]

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Oh you sweet talker you.....




Really???

You're one sick puppy.
Maybe you'll get lucky and one day someone will use you as an ashtray.


And ya'll still wonder why most ladies avoid participating on this board.
SMDH

How much does that cost??

I LOL'd as in "her pics were old compared to what I see now". Aint none of us "angels" here, we're all deviants to modern society.

[sexymaid_69]

Originally Posted by DrivesAllDay

How much does that cost??

It's a substantial upcharge + you have to sign a waiver releasing from me any and all liability.

Originally Posted by DrivesAllDay

I LOL'd as in "her pics were old compared to what I see now". Aint none of us "angels" here, we're all deviants to modern society.

No we're not angels but we don't have to act like Neanderthals.