To ladies everywhere; I am truly sorry!

[slubby]

Today, something terrible happened to me. I sat down on the toilet that had the seat left up by a careless male; Me.

In all my years on this planet, I have never done this. Truthfully, I had always wondered why women got so upset over the issue! But, as I plunged asshole-deep into the cold drink and felt the sting of freezing water kiss the back of my sack, I came to terms with the treachery in not replacing the seat to a down position.

I'm now working on a livid bruise that doubles as a tramp-stamp and a conjuring up the courage needed to admit I was gang raped by germs. In fact, the smearing of my fresh butt cheeks down the inner bowl not only left my ass covered in enough bacteria to cure ebola, but made it to number one on my short list of "Gross shit I shouldn't ever do again".

All I can think to say to women everyone is: I'm really really really....REALLY SORRY.

#KarmaLikeThisSucks

[PeterBota]

Sluts all over are happy now !!!

[NYr]

moved to proper forum

[MooneyFlyer]

Might seriously consider growing a larger ass, Slubs.

[lipsandhipster]

Slubby
You need to stop by the CVS or Walgreens near you and get yourself some Tidy Bowl. THe little blue man wont put the seat down but sure can cut down on the germs in the bowl. Good idea anyway even when you don't go DUNKIN DA NUTS.

[Guest050619-1]

[CaptainMastPole]

*walks away shaking my head in shame, cause I know this guy* lol

[Guest020720]

Glad to hear this.
I have to pee a lot, since I drink so much water, and because I'm older now.
My SO is younger and I might go 2-3 times between him, and I almost always wake up around 4- 6am in the dark and have to go.
Typically I don't need any light due to the glow from his computer. And I didn't quite demand he put the seat back down until the 2nd time I fell in at night.
Guys, it's good manners to put the seat down. And it makes the ladies happy.

I'm sorry you had a bad experience to make you see why we like it when the seat is down.

I'm glad we have another guy thinking of this for women.

[Go4it]

So Slubby - you are saying you are blind just like everyone else who does this? Makes no sense to me -- you walk in the room and are looking directly at the toilet -- You can't see if the lid is up or down? Or maybe right before you get to the bathroom door you stop, turn around, drop trou, and then back into the room?

[Vivienne Rey]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Ravasher]

One could make the argument that all women shouls put the seat up when they are finished so I don't accidentally piss all over it in the middle of the night. JK I will put the seat down.

[waterfalllover]

when the 6 yr old hit the toilet bowl water and started screaming at the top of her lungs at 5 am I laughed but I took hell from her and her momma the following 4 to 6 weeks afterwards. Yeah it was funny a hell there for a few but but I knew immediately I was in the shit house!