Barkman is Frankly in Search of a Consultant

[Mtnliving]

Well Boys and Girls in Hobby Land - the ole Barkman is searching for a spiritual advisor to find the power spot in his penthouse at the Motel 6 to situate his love nest in the correct location to attain the ultimate yin and yang. He is also searching for an interior decorator to help sharpen up the digs. Maybe one of you ladies can serve as the coat check girl? SAB, I nominate you!!!

OBTW - the tax exempt spiritual love churches application is pending IRS approval until services are rendered. I will be in the basement of the Econo Lodge providing post traumatic counseling for all those that need it after visiting the M6Penthouse - sounds like a cool vanity license plate? Huh?

[Mtnliving]

Originally Posted by Mtnliving

Well Boys and Girls in Hobby Land - the ole Barkman is searching for a spiritual advisor to find the power spot in his penthouse at the Motel 6 to situate his love nest in the correct location to attain the ultimate yin and yang. He is also searching for an interior decorator to help sharpen up the digs. Maybe one of you ladies can serve as the coat check girl? SAB, I nominate you!!!

OBTW - the tax exempt spiritual love churches application is pending IRS approval until services are rendered. I will be in the basement of the Econo Lodge providing post traumatic counseling for all those that need it after visiting the M6Penthouse - sounds like a cool vanity license plate? Huh?

Good morning mongers and the ladies we lust - come one come all to the finest love nest money can buy, cash only no credit cards. Right on the avenue of your dream - just look for that pink Cadillac and take the elevator to the top floor - M6 Penthouse is open today, the Barkman awaits you and the bubbly is on ice

[TreeBark]

You truly are out of your mind. Did you ever consider writing fiction? Speaking of writing, WHERE ARE THOSE DARN REVIEWS OF YOUR VISITS WITH THE GURLS?

[Nikkon4886]

So confused what is going on?

[TreeBark]

Mtnl did a couple TS gurls. He's going to write a review soon.

[Mtnliving]

Nothing really matters to me, anyway the wind blows - but no ts, just looking out for the arborist Mr Frankly T Barkman, leader of the call!

[Mtnliving]

Originally Posted by Nikkon4886

So confused what is going on?

Barkman has a penthouse at the Motel 6 on Central and is looking for an interior decorator and a coat check gurl- he has this transference issue about his orientation- but I know he's straight and it is just a game we play - all about an accidental group text - he almost won powerball and if he had he would have picked up the penthouse at da Hilton yo!!!!

[Guest072118]

[Mtnliving]

Originally Posted by ElleW

You have panache 🌹

[DocHolyday]

Mtn, I find this thread very educational. Up until I read this thread, I never knew Motel 6 had penthouse suites. ...

[Mtnliving]

Originally Posted by DocHolyday

Mtn, I find this thread very educational. Up until I read this thread, I never knew Motel 6 had penthouse suites. ...

It is through the utility closet behind ice machine. There is secret knock and in you go to this shagadelic elevator that goes to his rooftop abode.