Lost in Translation. Humorous texts

[Charlie Brown]

[QUOTE=Gatsby.Hobbyist;10598105 10]

Provider: Well, FUCK U!

TFF Gatsby. I wish I had a Benjamin for all the times I got one of those from a disgruntled provider.

It's always after you stop giving them the extra cash and stuff. Doesn't matter that they NCNS'D you twice or just stopped calling back before you cut 'em off - of course, that doesn't count !

And, I've been on the other end as well. " I'm going to miss you. I'll be here if you want to come back anytime " !

I like the latter a whole lot better. The returning is sooo sweet !

[NatalieRaine]

Originally Posted by Billogoods

This is sooo me. (Well, it wasn't me.) But, I just don't get it sometimes. Terminally male. Totally miss the innuendo. (Or, in this case, the in-your-end-Doh!)

Lol... to make it funnier I was driving with my mom in the car using my talk-to-text and she even snickered because she understood what the hell I meant

[Boltfan]

Originally Posted by NatalieRaine

Lol... to make it funnier I was driving with my mom in the car using my talk-to-text and she even snickered because she understood what the hell I meant

I think I need to meet your mom

[Billogoods]

Originally Posted by NatalieRaine

Lol... to make it funnier I was driving with my mom in the car using my talk-to-text and she even snickered because she understood what the hell I meant

Yup. Subtle hints. Women get them. Some guys do. Me? Not so much.

[Guest033019]

Tard: what does a body rub include ?
Whore: google it
Tard: you're a dick
Whore: I Know
Tard: Can I Call You
Whore: No because dicks don t have voices


Silence.........

[DFW_Ladies_Man]

Wrote a provider on P411 we exchanged numbers and during txt:

ME: hey this is txboi
Her: Why do I have your number saved as pimp
Me: WTF I'm not a pimp, I've never even txt you
Her: do you have references
Me: yeah but isn't that what p411 is for
Her: let me look...[she pauses] I you have seen some girls I know
Me: well then.....are we good
Her: I still need your references
Me: If you see my p411 and you know I've seen people you know why don't you just....ugggh nevermind.

A week later....

Her: Hey did you still want to me
Me: Sure, where is your incall?
Her: do you have references
Me: [silence] I look back at her profile that now says no AA
Me: You know I'm AA right
Her: Are you? can you send me a pic?
Me: No
Her: well do you have any references?


I was done....Haven't heard back from her to date.

[Leftlink]

Originally Posted by NatalieRaine

When scheduling with a gent I had asked him if would like to come thru my back door (discretely asking if he'd like greek) and his response was I could come thru the back door but not sure why I would have to use the back door.

I'll use that back door for ya! No problem 😁😁😁😘

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by NatalieRaine

Lol... to make it funnier I was driving with my mom in the car using my talk-to-text and she even snickered because she understood what the hell I meant

would your mom be interested in getting together for a deliteful appt?

or perhaps a threesome w/ focus on the client?

just erotically wondering ... :^}