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Originally Posted by Bobave
Reminds me of an old joke.
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This story, though, is allegedly true:
Milton Berle was reputed to have the biggest cock in Hollywood, a reputation he was quite proud of. Then this upstart actor named Forrest Tucker came to town and claimed that
he had the biggest dick. Berle was incensed and finally the two met in the locker room of a gym. Berle threatened Tucker and the two almost came to blows until Berle's manager stepped between them and said, "Milton, calm down. Just take out enough to win."