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Originally Posted by Mokoa
Remember the movie Altered States?
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Helpful FAQ for that from their website:
"IS IT LIKE ALTERED STATES?
Yes, but you’re not submerged in water, you don’t eat ritualistic mushrooms, and only a small percentage of floaters turn into proto-human monkeys"
I wonder whether they charge extra for turning you into a monkey.
BTW, they also offer massages. Do they have cute massage therapists? I don't think they do anything dirty but I don't want to be massaged by a fat guy.