The nerve of that asshole...

[~Ze~]

So when I come to town for fuckery, I usually give my minions some notice. BUT, I'm a spontaneous

Can you believe this fucktard had the nerve to complain about only having 48 hours notice to come fuck me?! I mean, DAMN! A girl needs her play things when she needs them.

Then the only apology he offered was a donation and dinner.

What the fuck is this board coming to?!

[Analeese]

Wow 48 hours and he couldn't figure out how to come fuck you right?

I'm most certain a better minion is in store for you pretty girl..

[mtabsw]

You had me at "Sofa, 15 minutes...."

[motor]

what a dick!!!!!

[pyramider]

Should I send Ze my seasonal Cinco de Mayo photo of my 1.3" of dangling death?

[DocHolyday]

Maybe some clientele, better at time management, is in order my dear.

[PeterBota]

What a cunt HE is.

[EastTexasGrown]

Where do I sign up to be minion? Someone please give me the link for the application!!

Ze ... That is a FINE AVATAR!!

[pmdelites]

how about 48hrs notice and dim sum???
will that work dearest ~Ze~??

[Hercules]

Why is this not in the alert section!

[FunInDFW]

Seems like a post Sherry would have made 40 years ago, Carla 30 years ago, Torre 20 tears ago, Vi 10 cosplays ago, and Tara 1 surgery ago.

Edit: typo; but I'll leave it. Still works.

[~Ze~]

Damn, so I am behind the curve?

*big grin*

[DarthBurrito]

Shit, I would be all grins if I got a one week notice.

[Randall Creed]

48 hours is too far out. I tend to want some RIGHT NOW (within an hour or so).

It's just hard for me to say that, yeah, I want some pussy at 2:30 on Friday. I don't know what my mood's going to be by then.

Then again, traveling cases are different. Ok, you're coming in from out of town. Sure, I....suppose I can wait for you. But if you're already in town, why do I have to wait 2 days to get the pussy!?!

[Butch Cassidy]

Im ready within 30 minutes today- Friday