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ONEXKID · 05-03-2017, 01:13 PM

What's would be the proper way to act if you see a provider in public? Especially one that you've seen in the past or one that you want to see?

I've seen (2) that I've booked with before and (2) that I wanna book a session with. The ones I've seen I didn't know what to do but to ignore them, kinda hard when all you picture is your session!!!

The ones I haven't booked a session with I just stared like a creeper and pictured the sexy ass pictures on the ad. And that's not to mention the chubby the spring up in the middle of the store!!!

TheEccie214 · 05-03-2017, 01:23 PM

I like to introduce myself and my family to her. If she's with her family I think it's an appropriate time to get to know them too...especially her kids. If we're eating dinner I make sure to send the check her way since she's making $300 an hour.

TheRealJohnnyRingo · 05-03-2017, 01:29 PM

The fact that you've been around for as long as you have and still felt compelled to post this thread terrifies the ever loving shit out of me!!!

grean · 05-03-2017, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheEccie214

I like to introduce myself and my family to her. If she's with her family I think it's an appropriate time to get to know them too...especially her kids. If we're eating dinner I make sure to send the check her way since she's making $300 an hour.

Hi, mom & dad. This is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad....

ONEXKID · 05-03-2017, 03:15 PM

What a sense of community and brotherhood we have around here...

Jules Jaguar · 05-03-2017, 03:27 PM

Ummmmm I can't believe u even asked this question? As someone who has been the victim of guys in public with zero discretion I will just say DONT BE A CREEPER!!! Don't stare and don't say anything. Hookers have real lives too!

TheEccie214 · 05-03-2017, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by grean

Hi, mom & dad. This is Chasey. Chasey, this is my mom and dad....

Finally, someone that understands me! Was embarrassing introducing her to my family when I was seeing blackanalslut. Think my dad is suspicious.

And Jules, you can let it go about me introducing you to my grandmother, I thought you'd want to meet her. Your family seemed to like her.

Op - email the mods to have your account disabled, you're really too clueless to be here. And getting a chubby from looking at a girl in the store? What are you, in sixth grade?

TheRealJohnnyRingo · 05-03-2017, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ONEXKID

What a sense of community and brotherhood we have around here...

I have to be blunt here because the very fact that you asked this question illustrates an apparent problem with some men that have elected to enter the hobby. Things are different around here that's for sure. Some things have changed for the better, other things, such as your apparent lack of basic protocol, are far worse.

It's not just you......

I've read several comments on this site recently that astonish me and quite candidly cause me to become very frightened for the ladies, in fact very much so. If you don't know how to operate appropriately in this little world of ours here then you really shouldn't be here. Failure to know how to act has the potential to get yourself and others hurt. Please believe me when I tell you that I don't want you here, not because I dislike you. You're probably a great guy. My problem is people like you are extremely dangerous because you apparently have no understanding of how much damage you can do.

Other than during a session escorts are vapor, invisible, they don't exist..

You don't acknowledge them in any way, shape, or form.

goodolboy · 05-03-2017, 04:14 PM

The first rule of Fight Club...

slubby · 05-03-2017, 04:24 PM

If you see a provider in public do the following:

Do not acknowledge her.
Do not make eye contact with her.
Do not engage her in conversation.
Do not wave to her.
Do not smile at her.
Do not mention it to her, if you see her again (on this board or in a session).

Keep it to yourself and go about your business.

~Ze~ · 05-03-2017, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by slubby

If you see a provider in public do the following:

Do not acknowledge her.
Do not make eye contact with her.
Do not engage her in conversation.
Do not wave to her.
Do not smile at her.
Do not mention it to her, if you see her again (on this board or in a session).

Keep it to yourself and go about your business.

Do not follow her to her car.
Do not snap photos of her from across the room.
Do not swipe her credit card receipt before the waitress returns.
Do not call her while you are in eye sight.

Outside of the window of opportunity which is ONLY the time before, during, and possibly immediately after, should something come up.. the two worlds should NEVER cross.

I think this question comes up mostly from single fellas.

hawkweed · 05-03-2017, 06:23 PM

wut

Sir Lancehernot · 05-03-2017, 06:58 PM

I like to go up to them, introduce myself (hobby names, of course), and tell them I'm a big fan, and that I have fapped many times to their pictures on P411, ECCIE, and Backpage, as well as their reviews. They really enjoy feeling somewhat famous, especially when they are with friends, parents, kids, or the SO. I make it a point to ask about specific activities I'm interested in (it's so cute when one of the little ones asks, "Mommy, what's a BBBJTC?"), and make sure I get their digits before saying goodbye with, "I can't wait to see you BCD."

This is guaranteed to increase your success rate, turning the paradigm on its head, making them want to see you. You should try it.

TheRealJohnnyRingo · 05-03-2017, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

I like to go up to them, introduce myself (hobby names, of course), and tell them I'm a big fan, and that I have fapped many times to their pictures on P411, ECCIE, and Backpage, as well as their reviews. They really enjoy feeling somewhat famous, especially when they are with friends, parents, kids, or the SO. I make it a point to ask about specific activities I'm interested in (it's so cute when one of the little ones asks, "Mommy, what's a BBBJTC?"), and make sure I get their digits before saying goodbye with, "I can't wait to see you BCD."

This is guaranteed to increase your success rate, turning the paradigm on its head, making them want to see you. You should try it.

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pyramider · 05-03-2017, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

Ummmmm I can't believe u even asked this question? As someone who has been the victim of guys in public with zero discretion I will just say DONT BE A CREEPER!!! Don't stare and don't say anything. Hookers have real lives too!

Okay, so its still not good to scream like a little girl and run up to the lady and dry hump her leg?