I watch the animal documentaries with wolves and coyotes and wild dogs hunting and rending prey, and then I look down at my spoiled sleeping chihuahuas and think, "Nah, no way could MY guys make it in nature. They'd be dingo dinner." These tiny teddy bears are a far cry from their ancient genetic roots, and yes, they ARE cuddly and cute. They probably wouldn't even nip at the ankles of strangers, but a pair of thick socks would be as effective as armor. Their idea of stalking a meal is begging for my leftover chicken tenders with big, sad eyes, a pathetic whine, and a wee wag of their tails.
My lap is paradise to them.
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