Let's Have A Little Fun

[Vannah]

I figured that with the members of this board, this game could get interesting!

Let's say that you have the sudden need to run to Wal-Mart and are ready to mess with someone's head. What 3 items do you purchase to freak out the cashier?

Mine would be:
1. A bucket
2. Rope
3. The largest bottle of lotion they have

Feel free to get creative!

[Guest110920]

Hmm...

Condoms, super glue, and a commode plunger.

That should make them wonder...

[bluffcityguy]

Some day before I die,, I'm going to go up to the cashier at Wal-Mart or similar, 3 or 4 days before Halloween, and present for checkout:

1) A couple large bags of apples,

2) A dozen or so packs of safety razor blade refills

(this kind:



just so we're clear), and,

3) a dozen or so assorted packs of sewing needles, pins, fishhooks, and anything else I can think of that will fit the theme.

I figure that will get me on a number of watch lists...



Cheers,

bcg

[Ginger Doll]

An oversized cucumber, lube & a blindfold.

[Vannah]

I also considered a shot gun, a box of ammo, and a freshly filled bottle of anti-depressants, but I didn't want to go TOO far.

[Vannah]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Some day before I die,, I'm going to go up to the cashier at Wal-Mart or similar, 3 or 4 days before Halloween, and present for checkout:

1) A couple large bags of apples,

2) A dozen or so packs of safety razor blade refills

(this kind:



just so we're clear), and,

3) a dozen or so assorted packs of sewing needles, pins, fishhooks, and anything else I can think of that will fit the theme.

I figure that will get me on a number of watch lists...



Cheers,

bcg

It's probably best to pay cash for those purchases!

[Sandy]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

An oversized cucumber, lube & a blindfold.

Been there done that

[Nukeman69]

Lets see.. A gallon of vegetable oil, a sheet of plastic, 3 cans of ready whip and a rubber chicken.

[eddie haskel]

1. Dry dog food (Beniful)
2. Coloring book (Dora Explorer)
3. KY

[JdeHog]

1. Pregnancy test
2. Bleach
3. Car battery

[Rockydoc]

Straight razor
Fava Beans
A nice Chianti

[WMJ4657]

It's more fun to slip items into unsuspecting people's shopping carts & then go to front of store & see their expression when they take the item out of their cart & try and figure how they got in there

[Vannah]

Originally Posted by JdeHog

1. Pregnancy test
2. Bleach
3. Car battery

I like the way you think! Another fun variation could be:
1. Pregnancy test
2. Plan B
3. Kitchen tongs

Last one from me, I promise!

Originally Posted by WMJ4657

It's more fun to slip items into unsuspecting people's shopping carts & then go to front of store & see their expression when they take the item out of their cart & try and figure how they got in there

Haha that's hilarious!

[JdeHog]

Originally Posted by WMJ4657

It's more fun to slip items into unsuspecting people's shopping carts & then go to front of store & see their expression when they take the item out of their cart & try and figure how they got in there

I know what I'm doing next time I go grocery shopping.

On a slightly relevant note, my fraternity in college adopted a section of highway and cleaned up trash along it a couple times a semester. There was the usual roadside junk - roadkill, fast food containers, car wreck debris, cigarette butts, etc. But the weirdest things we ever found were, in sequence, a half-used package of birth control pills, a kitchen knife, and a mysteriously-stained bedsheet.

[DallasRain]

Duct tape...of course...lol
a suitcase
rope

I watch too much Murder Porn...lol