Princess Slut Face,
This is the old joke I mentioned in chat.
Three college boys on spring break go to the whorehouse.
First one says he'll get a blow job and picks the $150 BJ from the menu. Other two wonder out loud what's so special about a blow job to make it a $150 item,so they sit back and wait.
Half hour later the first one comes stumbling back into the bar, can barely walk, told the first two that she put a scoop of ice cream on his balls and slathered whipped cream on his dick and then slowly licked it off.
Second guy opts for the $300 blow job, an hour later he comes back, falling down the stairs and crawls back into the bar. He said she did two scoops of ice cream, whipped cream on his dick, chocolate syrup and a cherry on top and then very slowly ate it all off.
Third guy goes for the $450 blow job. First two sat in the bar and waited, and waited, and waited. Two hours later the paramedics showed up and as they were carrying the third guy out on a stretcher he said,"She put on two scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, chopped walnuts sprinkles, a banana up my ass and a cherry on top...and..it looked so good i ate it myself."
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