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Old 02-13-2017, 07:51 PM   #1
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A Happy Mistresses Day to all you fine ladies. I hope your day is ssspicey!
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Which begs the question: At what point do you consider an ATF Provider a Mistress? When you stop paying? Or when she gets more each month than your mortgage?
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Aw-haw-haw-hawww; Good question, Oui.
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I am pleased to say that I have achieved "Sancho" status with one lady.
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?

A: A hooker says, "That's all!" A mistress says, "That's all?" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?

A: A hooker says, "That's all!" A mistress says, "That's all?" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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