Hotel amenities

[tonguebath]

So I just checked into a hotel in northern New Mexico and found an unopened box of condoms in a drawer.
2 things came to mind:
1. Wow this rewards program is gonna pay off.
2. Glad they weren't used.

[carguy1989]

That is either really bad maid service ........ or really great maid service.

[Kvothe]

In addition to or in place of the Gideon Bible?

[tonguebath]

In the same drawer as the bible and the phone book......

[Rooks989]

The weird stuff I've found in a hotel room... Always look under the mattress and bed. I've found a pair of boots, money ($200) and a measuring scale along with some random bags of chips.

[DakotaSterling]

Ive only looked under the bed once. In Vegas. Ill never do it again lol. Bloody towel and actual foam boobs. Im good on looking now, let it be a mystery!

[wojoho94]

Ha! Once found (In Vegas, of course) someone's box of ammo in plain view on the shelf in closet. Since staff clearly missed it I put it on the dresser with a note.

[carguy1989]

Wrong caliber for your weapon???

[DallasRain]

I stayed at a budget hotel in Arkansas last month........on the nightstand the bible was open to a certain passage....i think it was John 3:16.................it was like the maid had done it on purpose!

[AdoreDelilah]

I have found condoms before.. maybe they forgot them.. hehe

[joyote]

I would rather find condoms than John 3:16

[ace2u]

One time on a business trip to San FranciscoI had put a new a box of condoms in the nightstand on the chance of getting lucky with a civilian. Next afternoon after maid service there was a napkin with a phone number in pink lipstick on top of the box.

Housekeeper was moonlighting. Young latina with minimal english.

Best. Trip. Ever.

[WyvernXP]

Damn. I wish that would happen to me. Next time I go out of town I will try that.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Originally Posted by tonguebath

So I just checked into a hotel in northern New Mexico and found an unopened box of condoms in a drawer.
2 things came to mind:
1. Wow this rewards program is gonna pay off.
2. Glad they weren't used.

Was this a dumpy hotel chain or............?
Either way (because nice(r) chains can slip too) i'd be real worried how the rest of the room was "cleaned". Hope they gave you a really great room upgrade at no cost IF you stayed lol.

[DDLarryCC]

Well now I am going to have to check under mattresses.....curiosity kills!!! LOL

On one trip, I left my laptop open to pornhub and came back later to find a spooging cock drawn on the mirror and a phone number. Was a fun trip.