Anything But Bud
A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'll ya have".
The man replies, "A beer, any brand but Bud". The bartender gets the man his beer...not Bud.
The man finishes and asks the bartender for another, again stating "any brand but Bud".
The bartender wonders what's so bad about Bud and gets the man a beer....not Bud.
The man's 2nd beer is done and he orders yet another, you guessed it...."any brand but Bud."
The bartender's interest is piqued and can't resist asking, "What's so bad about Bud?"
The man says, "Well, last night I was in here and drank about 16 beers....all Bud.
When I went home, I blew chunks".
The bartender laughs...."Ha! Anyone would blow chunks after 16 beers of any brand."
The man replies, "But you don't understand....Chunks is the name of my dog".
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