To all of the self-proclaimed 'hot' guys

[mrhappysf]

My .02 cents (so take it for what it is worth), is that there are basically 2 types of customers on here. Those that have to pay for female companionship because they haven't had success getting it "for free" (but nothing is really free). The other chooses to pay because one of the things they value is privacy - they don't have to pay women to be with them, but they have to pay them to leave (and then want to be left alone). My guess is that the guys asking for freebies, etc. fall into that first group. They may be hot, have a giant dick, etc. but for some reason they ain't getting female companionship without having to pay for it and really resent it when they should be appreciative that there are so many great ladies that will give them what they want, even if there is a fee for that.

[Chief62]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that in the dating world (vs. hobby world) a lot of the same things can be said about the hot women out there. They think the fact that they're willing to lay there naked for you should be enough and you shouldn't expect them to actually move or anything.

[FirePhoenix]

I call both male and female that "just lay there" dead fucks. A huge turn off for me.

[Logic]

Originally Posted by bottoms up

Charging the rates some of you ladies do, you'd think you would be a little hotter too

Hahahah

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Bmwjohn09

I love how you call out guys for being on Eccie.. That's like me saying all providers are drug addict whores. Which just isn't true.. There are a lot of reasons guys are on here. Not just cause they have a small dick or social issues like you claim.. I don't know how bashing guys for being on Eccie helps you but whatever.. You're a provider slanging pussy on here so... what does that say about yourself?

It was not my intention to call out all guys on Eccie but if you want to be super sensitive about it, by all means, come on over and I'll give you a pacifier to suck on. Guys are on here for a shit ton of different reasons. In my experience, most are on here because they're married and not getting any at home. Doesn't mean they're socially awkward, have small dicks, a sixth toe (which I still want to see, btw). I'm just calling out the entitled asshats who think that because they're hot they should get a discount. I don't like entitlement.

[bottoms up]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

The gentleman who prompted this rant formally apologized. All is right with the world again

If you say the wrong thing to you, you're inclined to write a CSB's Eccie version of a Taylor Swift love song in Coed?
Yay!!!!
All is right in your world

[magictounge]

Thank god I'm average looking with a small dick, because I LOVE to eat pussy

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by irishlad

Fair enough. Anyone who contacts your "professional" persona thinking their attractiveness is a consideration is confused about the services you offer. Got to compartmentalize.

However I think, based on this...

"I'm sorry, but if you're *that* hot, your ass would be hitting out of the park on Tinder. But you're not, are you? You're here."

You might be a little confused about the services you offer as well. Hint, what you offer cannot be found on Tinder, and I'm not primarily talking about your amazing skills.

Ok, now I'm confused. I've never been on Tinder so I'm not sure what goes on on that site other than hook-ups...?

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by mrhappysf

My .02 cents (so take it for what it is worth), is that there are basically 2 types of customers on here. Those that have to pay for female companionship because they haven't had success getting it "for free" (but nothing is really free). The other chooses to pay because one of the things they value is privacy - they don't have to pay women to be with them, but they have to pay them to leave (and then want to be left alone). My guess is that the guys asking for freebies, etc. fall into that first group. They may be hot, have a giant dick, etc. but for some reason they ain't getting female companionship without having to pay for it and really resent it when they should be appreciative that there are so many great ladies that will give them what they want, even if there is a fee for that.

+1

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Chief62

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that in the dating world (vs. hobby world) a lot of the same things can be said about the hot women out there. They think the fact that they're willing to lay there naked for you should be enough and you shouldn't expect them to actually move or anything.

+1 yes!

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by bottoms up

If you say the wrong thing to you, you're inclined to write a CSB's Eccie version of a Taylor Swift love song in Coed?
Yay!!!!
All is right in your world

Omfg, yes!
Ricky and I agree on something - all is definitely right in the world again!

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Omfg, yes!
Ricky and I agree on something - all is definitely right in the world again!

Kbf kinda loves Ricky!!

[Loxly]

Basic rules I try to follow.

Be responsive, clean, witty and respectful of my time and privacy as I do yours. This is supposed to be a fun thing not an audition for a porn film. Although “taking direction” on the part of all parties surely helps.

With regards to “tools”. The biggest and most expensive driver in your golf bag doesn’t guarantee you’ll make “par for the hole” whether you get on the green or end up in the “bush” (if there is one.. LOL).

Yup, we pay for sex but the basic rules cost nothing.

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

Originally Posted by Loxly

Basic rules I try to follow.

Be responsive, clean, witty and respectful of my time and privacy as I do yours. This is supposed to be a fun thing not an audition for a porn film. Although “taking direction” on the part of all parties surely helps.

With regards to “tools”. The biggest and most expensive driver in your golf bag doesn’t guarantee you’ll make “par for the hole” whether you get on the green or end up in the “bush” (if there is one.. LOL).

Yup, we pay for sex but the basic rules cost nothing.

Exactly! I kinda want to makeout with you now.

[easymoney78]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

It was not my intention to call out all guys on Eccie but if you want to be super sensitive about it, by all means, come on over and I'll give you a pacifier to suck on.

Is there an up charge for the pacifiers?