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Old 12-18-2016, 11:20 AM   #1
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Interesting way to get your driveway done. I can't find the link but I saw an ad that described a girl as, "thick as cold grits". Never heard that saying before.
Anyone else have some odd or amusing ads?
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Old 12-18-2016, 12:14 PM   #2
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This should be a great thread thanks for starting
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Old 12-28-2016, 12:20 AM   #3
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Well...this thread didn't get too much traction...but...here is a little sumthin sumthin I found tonight that brought a chuckle...

Dead hubby. Died on Thanksgiving. His body has been rotting ever since, and she's been sucking cock after cock to break him out and drive him home...

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...ilish/22965856
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Old 12-28-2016, 12:45 PM   #4
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Well...this thread didn't get too much traction...but...here is a little sumthin sumthin I found tonight that brought a chuckle...

Dead hubby. Died on Thanksgiving. His body has been rotting ever since, and she's been sucking cock after cock to break him out and drive him home...

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...ilish/22965856
That's a new one! I remember once a girl called herself a black stallion. There was a girl that got busted then changed her ads to selling and delivering hot soup.
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Old 12-28-2016, 01:31 PM   #5
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I saw this one she as big as a side of the house and said she a smaller BBW Lmmfao


http://tallahassee.backpage.com/Fema...l-now/10140336
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Old 12-28-2016, 02:20 PM   #6
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There was one where the grammar was so bad I couldn't figure out what they were talking about. She said in her ad "I don't do incalls or outcalls"
Or one that describes having " a lumpy booty". I have never found "lumpy" to be an alluring term.
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Old 12-28-2016, 10:29 PM   #7
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There was one where the grammar was so bad I couldn't figure out what they were talking about. She said in her ad "I don't do incalls or outcalls"
Or one that describes having " a lumpy booty". I have never found "lumpy" to be an alluring term.
HA! I saw one tonight on Rochester BP...

OUTCALLS ONLY or incalls
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Old 12-28-2016, 11:26 PM   #8
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nursing home outcalls by a latina in miami.
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Old 12-28-2016, 11:27 PM   #9
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Just one more...

I know this is common...I have seen it quite a bit....

Absolutely NO contact info....

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...women/22932554
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Old 12-28-2016, 11:33 PM   #10
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Just one more...

I know this is common...I have seen it quite a bit....

Absolutely NO contact info....

http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...women/22932554
lol i love the ones with crazy shit in the back ground. yolo
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http://pittsburgh.backpage.com/Femal...-play/35833136
Here is a pale girl listed as an ebony bombshell.
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Here is a pale girl listed as an ebony bombshell.
Maybe she's one of those PC freaks with a white guilt complex posing as a black person
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http://rochester.backpage.com/Female...-play/22483971



This one always makes me laugh. She places like 10 ads in a row every day spamming BP maybe thinking it will get her ad seen. I wonder if anyone is desperate enough to pay her for services? Gross!! She could scare a hungry Doberman off the back of a meat truck.
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This one always makes me laugh. She places like 10 ads in a row every day spamming BP maybe thinking it will get her ad seen. I wonder if anyone is desperate enough to pay her for services? Gross!! She could scare a hungry Doberman off the back of a meat truck.
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like other's have said before, and not just about sarita but about other providers on the "curvier" side of things... to each his own. Some of us do prefer a little padding,. That's all I am saying..



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http://rochester.backpage.com/AdultJobs/cash/22750401

http://rochester.backpage.com/Stripp...ining/23330586


Here is another one that I got a kick out of since I actually tried to set something up once before and her rates were just ridiculous. Over the Summer she posted for the first time and actually used her real number so I was able to see her Facebook and instagram page. She is a very cute girl but her TCB skills were very bad. Texted back and forth a few times (it always took her about 12-24 hours to return my messages, no hurry to "make that money apparently). She asked my age and to describe myself after I asked her rates and she came back with $250 for 15 minutes of play, and the kicker was that she had no transportation and I was supposed to pick her up at her boyfriends apt to bring her back to my place for play. Hmmmm.... hell no!! Saw pictures of her with her BF on Facebook, probably had more gold in his mouth than fort knox!! She posts about every other week or so in the adult jobs section. Dont waste your time you will get a serious runaround and ridiculous demands or god forbid you come face to face with her pimp/boyfriend/hustler whatever you want to call him. Definitely bad news all around. But if you are bored and want an entertaining text conversation it could be a fun way to kill some time.

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