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[hardnready69us]

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $4,990 to $6,990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[vitameatavegamin]

If this had been around in the early 70s, Porter Wagoner not only might have had Dolly Parton as his "girl singer" but she could have been his sound system