*dies laughing* my response to bb request this morning

[SeekingFun69]

Originally Posted by Lakeside2016

Lexxy - you can refer those gentlemen requesting BBFS to this lady:

http://rochester.backpage.com/WomenS...g-you/22573465



"please help me i need to get pregnant make me pregnant please please please im begging you
its really urgent i need to become a pregnant mother im single and need to get pregnant if interested HIT ME UP 518-217-8652 Lets make this baby or babies
Poster's age: 23

• Location: Rochester, SARANAC LAKE"

So do you mention that you had a vasectomy before or after the deed?

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Whoever is posting those is a very bored man imo (lol).

Originally Posted by Lakeside2016

Lexxy - you can refer those gentlemen requesting BBFS to this lady:

http://rochester.backpage.com/WomenS...g-you/22573465



"please help me i need to get pregnant make me pregnant please please please im begging you
its really urgent i need to become a pregnant mother im single and need to get pregnant if interested HIT ME UP 518-217-8652 Lets make this baby or babies
Poster's age: 23

• Location: Rochester, SARANAC LAKE"

[xxxalyssaxxx]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

This morning I got a bb request which happens like once or twice a month. Instead of my usual calling him crazy or sending std statistics I decided to troll.
Him "i see ur fetish friendly and I ��cream pie"
Me "I mean I guess if you're clean and recently tested."
Him "yes, I'm clean. What do I need to bring u?"
Me "just bring your test results, your driver's license, a photocopy of your last tax return to verify you can afford child support, and $1000 half in $100s and the other half in $50s and $20s "
Geeeeeee, I wonder why I didn't hear back from him?!?! Lmfao!

Just to be clear just in case some crazy person thinks this really is a threAD advertising it NOOOOOO.

Priceless! I love this! Thank you for my laugh today

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by SeekingFun69

So do you mention that you had a vasectomy before or after the deed?

Oh my god

[Heywood Jablowmenow]

Originally Posted by SeekingFun69

So do you mention that you had a vasectomy before or after the deed?

Might as well wait until after the child support request arrives.