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Old 09-11-2016, 10:16 PM   #1
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You farted in HEB yesterday - w4m (Abilene)

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You were the tall guy with the near perfect smile that farted in the bread section last night.
I was the short girl next to you that looked over and asked, " Was that you?" You quickly replied "No it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are handsome and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up!
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Old 09-11-2016, 10:35 PM   #2
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Isn't it said that if you smelt it, you dealt it?
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Old 09-11-2016, 10:53 PM   #3
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I guess TUMA would be off the table?
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