Fucktard Golf League

[MooneyFlyer]

Okay . . so I'm tired of playing with the same guys at my club (mostly due to the political talk and bs). Thinking about an "every couple of weeks" golf league/outing in the local DFW area . . .

Thoughts?

[Prolongus]

What course?

[MooneyFlyer]

Rotation?

[regmand]

So Tennison gets you by the Samuels/Eastgrand/30andMiler area.
Cedar Crest by the South Dallas loop. Keeton in the middle of the PG area. Stevens Park is an excuse to go to OC and Luna Vista puts you in the area of NW and 35 and not far from Harry Hines and Denton drive strolls, not to mention in the middle of Ampville and SC City.

Takes several hours to play, cost something plus you got the cash betting, come home needing a shower... Think I need to buy some golf clubs!

[associatetx]

could be fun

[aubie79]

Interested

[Prolongus]

Golf Club of Dallas hosts a 9 hole, 2-man scramble every Thursday around 5:00. $10 extra (I think) to get in the Skins Game. Couple weeks ago it was up to $1,200, but you have to have paid and played 6-7 times to win it. Keeps out the hustlers. No handicaps, anyone you want as a partner. -5 usually wins it, fairway shots closet to pin for ties. It's fun, beer is $2. Call the course for details. Over 60? Hello, senior tees, haaaa!

[MooneyFlyer]

Actually, Golf Club of Dallas isn't a bad call (in spite of Prolongus wanting to play from the Red Tees . . .). Good location/rates/decent course with some interesting history.

[Prolongus]

Excuse me, sir...the WHITE TEES for us seniors...Reds are for the ladies (appropriate color, eh?) I COULD play from the back tees but that would be cheating, lol.

I think they just blew the greens...said they are undergoing "maintenance".

[skirtchaser79411]

a golf leage sounds fun count me in

[skirtchaser79411]

bear creek is a great track

[ethorn]

I'm in Plano now and haven't played as much this year. Grapevine has a nice course, not too expensive. Luna Vista is a good central course.

I quit playing 18 - usually just play 9 these days either after work or early mornings. I just don't like being out there for 5 hours anymore.

I'd also be up for soccer-golf. There is a course just south of the stadium in Arlington that has it.

[golferdude]

Interested

[CG2014]

Sign me up too but here's are the rules:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

[Eva Damita]

Is this for Fucktards only?? Sounds fun!