Main Menu |
Most Favorited Images |
Recently Uploaded Images |
Most Liked Images |
Top Reviewers |
cockalatte |
649 |
MoneyManMatt |
490 |
Jon Bon |
400 |
Still Looking |
399 |
samcruz |
399 |
Harley Diablo |
377 |
honest_abe |
362 |
DFW_Ladies_Man |
313 |
Chung Tran |
288 |
lupegarland |
287 |
nicemusic |
285 |
Starscream66 |
282 |
You&Me |
281 |
George Spelvin |
270 |
sharkman29 |
256 |
|
Top Posters |
DallasRain | 70825 | biomed1 | 63710 | Yssup Rider | 61277 | gman44 | 53363 | LexusLover | 51038 | offshoredrilling | 48823 | WTF | 48267 | pyramider | 46370 | bambino | 43221 | The_Waco_Kid | 37418 | CryptKicker | 37231 | Mokoa | 36497 | Chung Tran | 36100 | Still Looking | 35944 | Mojojo | 33117 |
|
|
07-17-2016, 03:58 PM
|
#1
|
Sexual Wellness Therapist
User ID: 138754
Join Date: Jun 9, 2012
Location: Bellevue,W.A.
Posts: 3,261
My ECCIE Reviews
|
What's the name of your Tally Wacker?
I have found out though most of my life that 85% of men have named their Johnson. Now I have asked why is this. Never once have I ever considered naming my tits. What the hell would I even call them? Ren and Stimpy? My v-j? Garfield? So if women never consider the idea of naming their sexual anatomy then why do males? Not only do they name the their golden pole but the vast and astonishing array of names never fails to amaze me! So guys tell us of your chosen alter ego name, and providers what names have you heard that you can never unhear.
|
|
Quote
| 2 users liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 04:02 PM
|
#2
|
Sexual Wellness Therapist
User ID: 138754
Join Date: Jun 9, 2012
Location: Bellevue,W.A.
Posts: 3,261
My ECCIE Reviews
|
|
|
Quote
| 2 users liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 04:08 PM
|
#3
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Aug 5, 2011
Location: wild west
Posts: 173
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 04:12 PM
|
#4
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 10, 2012
Location: East of the sun, West of the moon
Posts: 4,067
|
Dead-Eye Dick
|
|
Quote
| 2 users liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 08:06 PM
|
#5
|
Sexual Wellness Therapist
User ID: 138754
Join Date: Jun 9, 2012
Location: Bellevue,W.A.
Posts: 3,261
My ECCIE Reviews
|
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 08:37 PM
|
#6
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 15, 2016
Location: Pandaemonium
Posts: 234
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by FirePhoenix
Never once have I ever considered naming my tits. What the hell would I even call them? Ren and Stimpy?
|
I suggest: Hugin and Munin.
I've never heard of anyone I know naming their own junk. I think most men's broad swords get named by wives or girlfriends who are a little inhibited and feel more comfortable going face-to-face with "Richard the Lion-parted" than with "cock".
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 08:57 PM
|
#7
|
Sexual Wellness Therapist
User ID: 138754
Join Date: Jun 9, 2012
Location: Bellevue,W.A.
Posts: 3,261
My ECCIE Reviews
|
I have to disagree with you buying your way.
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 09:48 PM
|
#8
|
Your MILF Addiction!
User ID: 126729
Join Date: Mar 19, 2012
Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow
Posts: 3,848
My ECCIE Reviews
|
I named my ex bf's the "Hulk" because he was a definite grower and he hulked out man, I miss those guys sometimes.
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 10:06 PM
|
#9
|
Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Sep 2, 2015
Location: Tucson
Posts: 64
|
First, your premise is false. Women do name their genitals. Pamela Anderson calls her boobs Pancho and Lefty. An ex calls her pussy Platinum. Another calls hers Gladys.
That said, my ex called my dick Russell, the Love Muscle. No idea why. She just thought that was cute.
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 10:12 PM
|
#10
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 15, 2016
Location: tn
Posts: 478
|
You mean my pecker?
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-17-2016, 10:39 PM
|
#11
|
Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Nov 18, 2014
Location: Phoenix
Posts: 945
|
Never called mine anything other than my cock. My first SO had names for her boobs though.
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-18-2016, 12:59 AM
|
#12
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 16, 2010
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 2,179
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buying a *Way to Heaven
I suggest: Hugin and Munin.
I've never heard of anyone I know naming their own junk. I think most men's broad swords get named by wives or girlfriends.
|
Agree on both points. It never even occurred to me to give my dick a name, but my ex-wife promptly named it by the second time we shagged, before we were married.
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-18-2016, 01:01 AM
|
#13
|
Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 16, 2010
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 2,179
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asfaloth54
That said, my ex called my dick Russell, the Love Muscle. No idea why. She just thought that was cute. ��
|
Have to admit, that was pretty clever.
|
|
Quote
| 1 user liked this post
|
07-18-2016, 01:05 AM
|
#14
|
Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Mar 5, 2015
Location: Mansfield, Louisiana
Posts: 64
|
Sir. Lancelot, and about the reason guys name it, because it has a mind of it's own. Example one time when I was alone with my wife's sister, she came on to me, I didn't want to do it, but he did, Oh boy did he want it, and yes he won out, It possesses magical powers to control us, warps our mind and takes control over our body.
That's my story and sticking to it.
|
|
Quote
| 2 users liked this post
|
07-18-2016, 03:55 AM
|
#15
|
Account Disabled
Join Date: Jul 13, 2015
Location: Under Wraps
Posts: 4,550
|
One of my hobby ATFs has named mine "Thor." Our sessions are known between us as "Hammer Time."
|
|
Quote
| 2 users liked this post
|
|
AMPReviews.net |
Find Ladies |
Hot Women |
|