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07-13-2016, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
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Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
"Vast quivering pendulous teats with nipples like the majestic cupola of our proud capital building!!!!"
Instead we get "Responsive nips just begging to be nibbled.." ad naseum to infinity.
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I agree.... makes me want to vomit! every time I read that stupid ass drivel
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07-13-2016, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Jun 30, 2013
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Ah likes 'em reel big an' pink laik a piece o' Dubble Bubble bubblegum. E'en bigger if'n Ah kin find 'em! Ah'm gittin' a stuffy jus' thinckin' 'bout 'em! 
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07-14-2016, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
Ah likes 'em reel big an' pink laik a piece o' Dubble Bubble bubblegum. E'en bigger if'n Ah kin find 'em! Ah'm gittin' a stuffy jus' thinckin' 'bout 'em! |
Sounds like you are about to blow that wad in yer pants. What do you attribute your titty desire to Douchebut?
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07-15-2016, 03:05 AM
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Ah guess Ah reelly laik bubble gum. 'Specially tha way it POPS!
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07-15-2016, 08:51 AM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2011
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At last I deftly removed the final vestiges of clothing, long my nemesis in this salacious quest. The sight was almost more than I could bare! Soft, sultry, white in the half light, juxtaposed against the creamy wonder were the most tasty pink puffy nipples known to man. OH GLORY! OH HALLELUJAH!
I took in my breath, beheld the wonderment and thought to myself "These are the breasts of legend...the standard for the breed...the ancient blueprint for all that is good & right in the world"
My hand quickly traced the outline of these incredible mounds..teasing...squeezing... fingers defltly moving over those pointed jewels of joy. Taking both in my firm hands, I lowered my face to feel the warm softness against my face, my cheeks, my eyes.
She slowly breathed a deep cleansing breathe and wrapped her fingers in my hair, pulling my starving mouth over her warmness...I sucked in the fullness and pulled deeply with my mouth & tongue...she signed and said softly "that's it, just like that"...
Then we fucked. The End.
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07-15-2016, 10:27 AM
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That was actually not bad. Much higher quality than your shitty photoshops.
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Originally Posted by Toyz
At last I deftly removed the final vestiges of clothing, long my nemesis in this salacious quest. The sight was almost more than I could bare! Soft, sultry, white in the half light, juxtaposed against the creamy wonder were the most tasty pink puffy nipples known to man. OH GLORY! OH HALLELUJAH!
I took in my breath, beheld the wonderment and thought to myself "These are the breasts of legend...the standard for the breed...the ancient blueprint for all that is good & right in the world"
My hand quickly traced the outline of these incredible mounds..teasing...squeezing... fingers defltly moving over those pointed jewels of joy. Taking both in my firm hands, I lowered my face to feel the warm softness against my face, my cheeks, my eyes.
She slowly breathed a deep cleansing breathe and wrapped her fingers in my hair, pulling my starving mouth over her warmness...I sucked in the fullness and pulled deeply with my mouth & tongue...she signed and said softly "that's it, just like that"...
Then we fucked. The End.
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07-15-2016, 10:34 AM
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Indian Nipple Song
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07-15-2016, 10:49 AM
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That was actually not bad. Much higher quality than your shitty photoshops.
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THANK YOU Auntie Leah/Rea! I always value the opinions of the older Hoggars on the board!
Hows that menopause thing working out for you?
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07-15-2016, 01:20 PM
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LOL. I'm only 33 years old and have a while to go before menopause. That's a real 33 yrs not hooker age adjusted 33 yrs.
How old are you btw Toyz?
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THANK YOU Auntie Leah/Rea! I always value the opinions of the older Hoggars on the board!
Hows that menopause thing working out for you?
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07-15-2016, 02:40 PM
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LOL. I'm only 33 years old and have a while to go before menopause. That's a real 33 yrs not hooker age adjusted 33 yrs.
How old are you btw Toyz?
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Me?
Im 84 going on 71.
The fucks it matter? Im the purchaser, your just the product...
Now try to quit hikacking every fucking thread cause you've become a nuisance.
Lets let this thread get back on topic shall we?
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07-15-2016, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Toyz
Me?
Im 84 going on 71.
The fucks it matter? Im the purchaser, your just the product...
Now try to quit hikacking every fucking thread cause you've become a nuisance.
Lets let this thread get back on topic shall we?
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07-15-2016, 02:47 PM
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LOL you really have become the female Little Ricky...congrats on acheiving that status. It took work, dedication and an extreme level of cuntiness to accomplish!
You should be proud Auntie Leah/Rhea, whatever...
Now do what you do and try for the last word...
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07-15-2016, 03:33 PM
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"Her left nipple was hostile and aggressive, like an angry chihuahua. Her right areola was pretentious, with a patronizing nipple that judged me from its ivory tower. However, the middle nipple ... well you better read the ROS" |
Lol, I want... 
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