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Originally Posted by GingerLyn Harte
I just feel like this trend plus the lack of concern for getting tested is how new "super std's" and shit get started
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Thet's part o' that reason. But it's mo' bee-cause tha
medicos have been using auntie-buyotics fer 'bout 80 yars ta fight all kinds a back-terial infeckshuns. Tha l'il critters is gittin' immune ta tha stuff.
Now, not usin' cuntdrums make's it easier ta git tha clap an' now yew gittin' a lot mo' cases o' auntie-buyotic-resist'nt clap jus' laik thar's auntie-buyotic-resist'nt staph.
A hunnert yars ago, a fella wuld git treated fer tha clap laik this: Tha doc wuld slip a glass rod up yer pee-hole up ta yer bladder.
Then he'd take a l'il ol' mallet an' tappity-tap-tap-tap all up an' down yer wee-willie-one-eye ta bust up the pus-filledt blisters in yore aretha-franklin.
Then he'd pull out tha glass rod and put this thang Ah foundt a pitcher of thet's called a Volkmann's spoon an' run thet inna yer pee-hole ta
scrape out all tha pus an nasty shee'yit up in yore aretha-franklin.
Now, if'n thet was
still tha prim'ry treatm'nt fer fellas wif tha clap instead uva shot o' auntie-buyotics, thar prolly wuldn't be no probl'm wif auntie-buyotic-resist'nt clap. An' yew culd be damm shore fellas wuld be bringin' thar own cuntdrums wif'em ta a sesshun jus' ta' make shore yew hadn't run out.