Just to be clear...

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Yep, just what I thought:

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1676855

From ^^^ This Review

Activities: LFK, DFK, hugging, rubbing her pussy, REALLY SLOPPY AND BEAUTIFUL BBJ, Pre-mature ejaculation, bullshitting
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^^^

Yeah, that was a good time. Great memories and pictures. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane. On an earlier visit with her, I nutted in her mouth and then she spit it back out on to my dick. Then she sucked it up again and I got it on video and pictures! Great times. I've got better and crazier reviews than that, man. I never said that I don't do stupid shit.

Of course, don't know what any of this has to do with stripper slides vs. BBFS, but whatever.


So,
Because you're slow, I'll recap again. She posted about people calling about menu items and they need to read her ads. I did. ALL I was saying before Wakeup and the usual gang of clueless idiots twisted it around, was that after reading her ad, I can guess what menu item people are inquiring about. Believe it or not, there are guys that look for it.

I NEVER SAID THAT SHE OFFERS IT, MORON!

If so, show me where I did. Still waiting.

[Wakeup]

Everyone knows you don't offer BBFS, Jemma...except Al of course...but no one believes him when he says you do it...

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Everyone knows you don't offer BBFS, Jemma...except Al of course...but no one believes him when he says you do it...

Alright, I get it now. Wakeup keeps saying shit he knows is wrong to keep it going.

He can't produce the exact post where I said that she definitely offers BBFS. Because I never said that she does. Typical cluelessness from Wakeup.

So, as usual, he's wrong. But keep posting that without showing me where I said it. Nice to see you continuously showing your stupidity. It's refreshing.

But anyway, I've had about enough back and forth with a lonely troll for now. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow and shine a light on your stupidity some more. We'll see. For now, I'll leave your sorry ass to wallow in your loneliness while I go ahead and jack off to your overseas skank "wife" getting raw dogged by a nasty porn guy (hopefully he's married) and then I'll go to bed.

Have a good night, Wakeup.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

There was no need for any provider to specifically state that she didn't allow BBFS until morons started making lists of providers who supposedly allow it, without giving the providers an opportunity to refute it.

Now, the only ones who specifically list that it's not allowed are the ones who have heard they're on such a list and go out of their way to deny it...the rest know it's a given that it's not allowed...

^^^

BTW - Great job on sharing private Men's Lounge information in Coed, I mean, if such a list exists which I have no idea about.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by albundy

Man, you just come up with shit out of your ass, don't you?

I never said that I never did a stripper slide, moron. Just saying it is just as risky.

I absolutely do DATY if I am so inclined. Also, stripper slide, if I am so inclined. I just don't kid myself into thinking SS is any safer than BBFS. Only in your backwards brain did I ever say otherwise.


Couldn't help but notice your stupid ass still hasn't shown me where I said that she definitely offers BBFS. Still waiting. Or maybe you can just make some more shit up.

That's normally where shit comes out of ... glad you caught on to that.

Look, I know it's embarrassing the you premature ejaculate which explains why you don't do Stripper Slides since you're afraid that you won't be able to control cumming unexpectedly and you're using the excuse that Stripper Slides are the same as BBFS as a rationale to compensate for your lack of control.

You claim that Stripper Slides = BBFS and that Jemma does Stripper Slides plus she does not list BBFS as a "Don't" on her menu, therefore Jemma does BBFS is your argument.

Now, using your same logic, Jemma's menu allows for Ass Play and since she does not list "No Veggies In Her Ass" in her "Don'ts" ... The equivalent conclusion would be that Jemma allows Vegetables In Her Ass. I wonder if she'll be able to take that Zucchini that I bought this afternoon?

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by albundy

BTW - Great job on sharing private Men's Lounge information in Coed

What the hell are you talking about? I haven't been given any points...

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by albundy

Alright, I get it now.

Me too.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1700696

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by albundy

^^^
Ridiculous comparison.

I'm a "buyer", not a "seller". If I was a seller, I would be CLEAR about what I am selling.

So you would pay a guy to give it to you in the ass?

You didn't say you wouldn't!

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Me too.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1700696

ROFLMAO! ... Al bangs bargain basement skank off of Backpage! TFF!

[Mr. Romantic]

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Me too.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1700696

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

ROFLMAO! ... Al bangs bargain basement skank off of Backpage! TFF!

.. and he wants to "rag" on Jemma for her "menu" ?????

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

.. and he wants to "rag" on Jemma for her "menu" ?????

"I had about $600 since mid-March to play with. Instead of getting one really high price chick or a couple of mid-rangers, I was able to buy 4 hookers and an "under the radar" chick. I'm like that person that scours the newspapers looking for coupons on Sunday mornings. Only instead of Target sales papers, I scour Backpage." ... Al Bundy

ROFLMAO! ... A $50 whore in a $10 room and Al's worried about getting a Stripper Slide from Jemma ... SMH!

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

What the hell are you talking about? I haven't been given any points...

Of course you didn't. Didn't think that you would. Heaven forbid. Mods seem to dig your trolling self for some reason.


But, Just WHERE is this supposed list that you told everyone in Coed about? Where?

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

"I had about $600 since mid-March to play with. Instead of getting one really high price chick or a couple of mid-rangers, I was able to buy 4 hookers and an "under the radar" chick. I'm like that person that scours the newspapers looking for coupons on Sunday mornings. Only instead of Target sales papers, I scour Backpage." ... Al Bundy

ROFLMAO! ... A $50 whore in a $10 room and Al's worried about getting a Stripper Slide from Jemma ... SMH!

AHHHH!! Good times. I'm loving this stroll through Memory Lane. I've got some good ones, don't I? Love it. I've got some great feedback and some great laughs from those. Thanks, man for the refresher. I've got some crazier shit on the way actually. My "hooker list breakdown" got a great response when I first did it. Lovin' it!!!


What an idiot you are!!! I mean, do you think I'm trying to hide any of this?!? I'll GLADLY show you even more, believe me.

By the way, because apparently you are clueless, stripper slides are STILL just as risky as BBFS. I NEVER said that I don't do risky or crazy shit. INDEED, it's what I'm known for.

BTW - because, as usual, you didn't actually read my posts and you're not very bright, I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS AFRAID OF A STRIPPER SLIDE FROM GEMMA. Not that I would ever rent her anyway, but I see that you love making shit up to "prove" a point.




So, while all of this nostalgia is fun for me, not sure what in the hell it has to do with what we are talking about. Of course, you don't know either, but it makes you feel like you accomplished something, so whatever.

I know Wakeup's a dumbass, but I didn't realize there were so many other clueless idiots on the Houston boards. But, I'm glad there are. I get to reminisce AND see what the next asinine or irrelevant comment to respond to will be. This is fun.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by albundy

But, Just WHERE is this supposed list that you told everyone in Coed about? Where?

Wait...you don't know???

Heh...