TSA and ur sex bag

[maineblame]

So I'm about to take a trip for vacation and wanted to know if anyone has had embarrassing experiences with the tsa pulling out all ur debauchery tools?

I don't give a shit really but I've read some harrowing things on the net lol

[Wakeup]

Because if you read it on the interwebs...

[HoustonDan]

Play things all should go in checked bags.

[GlobeSpotter]

i never check any sex supplies....as a lost/recovered bag could be couriered to my home for receipt by the wrong person.

if in your carry on, be sure not to go through the TSA line with people that know you

on occasion, I've had a cute international girl search my bag at the gate....give me a wink when she finds my condoms.

[Victoria of Houston]

I've heard that dildos can cause a red flag to the scanners; something about resembling blocks of explosives. Not too sure how correct this is, though.

I mean honestly, who gives a fark if they see it? We're all adults....they will probably just be jealous they aren't having as much fun as you.

On another tangent, I have had a very harrowing international travel debacle, not involving sex toys, so I can certainly understand your reticence to get flagged by them. They don't fuck around.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I've heard that dildos can cause a red flag to the scanners; something about resembling blocks of explosives. ...

.... damn .... them are some industrial size toys!

Based on some recent experience that ended up messy my recommendation is to purchase oils and lotions at one's destination .... FYI: mine was "nonsexual lotions" also.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

.... damn .... them are some industrial size toys!

Lols, I think even a 4 or 5 incher can look suspicious under a scanner. :P

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

I don't give a shit if they pull it out or not. I'll look at them like "do you want it too?"

[SpiceItUp]

Just wear your buttplug as you walk through security. Problem solved?

Not the hood, metal cockring, and ballgag though

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

Just wear your buttplug as you walk through security. Problem solved?

This reminded me of a pre-provider story I have in which a man came to purchase something whilst performing some vile acts at a sex shop I worked at. I am fairly certain he was under direction of a mistress. Ohmigod.

[Guest020719]

Call me a bastard, but I always make my sex doll take the isle seat. I like looking out the window.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Mythos

Call me a bastard, but I always make my sex doll take the isle seat. I like looking out the window.

I do the same, so I can ride in the HOV lane.

[Guest020719]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I do the same, so I can ride in the HOV lane.

That would make a funny traffic stop

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Mythos

That would make a funny traffic stop

"I swear officer, I need this blow up doll for a genuine, medical condition."

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

"I swear officer, I need this blow up doll for a genuine, medical condition."

Would you be offended if the officer preferred to talk to the "doll"?