we need some laughs...share yours!

[DallasRain]

lol Miss S....I have left a hotel room dirty before but never like that....hmmmm food for thought! lol

[Savannah Moon]

Right on!!!
I'm a goof I would have to stop one of the crew & have them " check " before I left lol..
I could not.. NOT see the expression !!!

[DallasRain]

[Unique_Carpenter]

Ok, from a hotel dnr file:
Two empty gallon cans of ketchup, two empty gallon cans of mustard, and a very dirty whirlpool tub.
This is a decades old story that is still making the rounds.

[Savannah Moon]

This is one of my favorite LOL...Ms D

[DallasRain]

wooohooo Savannah..I would so call you!!!!!!!!

not funny...but sexy......

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

wooohooo Savannah..I would so call you!!!!!!!!

Well now, there's an idea.

[lawyerinjeans]

Saw this term and definition in the Urban Dictionary:

Post Porn Depression: That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.

[Savannah Moon]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

wooohooo Savannah..I would so call you!!!!!!!!

not funny...but sexy......

Definitely HOT!!!

[Savannah Moon]

Originally Posted by lawyerinjeans

Saw this term and definition in the Urban Dictionary:

Post Porn Depression: That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.

I think I have experienced that
:
But perhaps it was...I think I need to try that with the next client I see
Mmmmmhmmmm

[Danson&Highsmith]

Originally Posted by Savannah Moon

I think I have experienced that
:
But perhaps it was...I think I need to try that with the next client I see
Mmmmmhmmmm

+1. Had either/or most of those same thoughts. That I'm so fucked up and who the fuck would want to do this with me?

[DallasRain]

[midvale]

Dallas, I've never tried your cooking, but I know the other is yummy good. You have that recipe down good. Soon!!!

[johnnyretard]

Driving to work and I was in stop/go traffic luck is preparation meeting the moment of opportunity . I look to the next car and my boss waves at me.(50yo women)

Later at work:
"Johnny, you gotta be careful about talking on the phone and driving!"

"Oh, I wasnt talking on the phone, I was watching a youtube video about driving safely"


".........."

it took a minute for it to sink in before she laughed.

[DallasRain]