Dear ManSlut,
Oh, how I've missed you dearly and I hope we can rekindle our romance. After our unforgettable
Ebola Experience you have never left my thoughts. I think about you all the time, remembering fondly the memories of our 21-day quarantine together when I helped you remove shards of glass from your rectum, and I lovingly held your hand as you cried in agony during bowel movements. I never judged you for anally inserting that glass jar, I've accepted you for you. My love is unconditional and true, and I have safe-kept the memories we created in an untouchable corner of my heart.
Devastatingly, after the romantic quarantine you requested an emergency temporary restraining order against me, which then resulted in a 1-year no contact order and I also had to remain 500 yards away from you. This broke my heart, but now that we can communicate again, I'm back and want to give our love another shot.
Will you please meet me tomorrow at
our spot along Turtle Creek at 6pm? I will be wearing a shearling vest with no pants. We need to consummate our relationship. If Vi and her videographer want to come record our intimate moments to post on PornHub, that's fine. All Eccie members are invited as well to come watch true, passionate lovemaking in action.
Love always,
Mrs. ManSlut