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02-26-2016, 08:42 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 24, 2010
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Posts: 9,790
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Yes,
I pay a hooker for her educated wisdom and good conversation.
99% have someone waiting at the door after I cum on her tits.
Quick baby wipe and she is off doing the same to someone else as she did before me.
If I want boring conversation I will call my mother.
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02-26-2016, 09:12 AM
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#17
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Gaining Momentum
User ID: 326640
Join Date: Dec 7, 2015
Posts: 58
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Originally Posted by Gotyour6
If I want boring conversation I will call my mother.
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Rates?
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02-26-2016, 09:17 AM
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#18
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life coach fer yer penis
Join Date: Jan 31, 2010
Location: leading the ass pirate circle jerk crew
Posts: 11,779
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by far most wise ol jimmies will ...know a good convo an ...cuddlin be the best
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02-26-2016, 09:34 AM
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#19
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: Somewhere???
Posts: 2,916
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Originally Posted by Gotyour6
Yes,
I pay a hooker for her educated wisdom and good conversation.
99% have someone waiting at the door after I cum on her tits.
Quick baby wipe and she is off doing the same to someone else as she did before me.
If I want boring conversation I will call my mother.
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Originally Posted by greyson51
Rates?
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Overnights?
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02-26-2016, 09:42 AM
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#20
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Apr 15, 2012
Location: too much traveling to know
Posts: 3,988
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Rates
Overnights hmmm
Plastic Man U all take one overnight for good ole Celso here and report back
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02-26-2016, 10:44 AM
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#21
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Account Disabled
User ID: 328242
Join Date: Dec 19, 2015
Location: Upstate
Posts: 114
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gotyour6
Yes,
I pay a hooker for her educated wisdom and good conversation.
99% have someone waiting at the door after I cum on her tits.
Quick baby wipe and she is off doing the same to someone else as she did before me.
If I want boring conversation I will call my mother.
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Well pay your mom for boring conversation because shes the only HOOKER YOU KNOW...you can get to a bridge and jump off it and your mom should of aborted you and or made a choice to have your bastard father cim now listen everything i post doesnt need a response from you...because its clear your a complete tool...how old are you idiot? And no one asked you? You truly need a life and learn to not intrude in on others. No wonder why you pay to play your a looser. Can't find a dummy who will be with you for free jerk and ur now dismissed
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02-26-2016, 10:45 AM
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#22
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Account Disabled
User ID: 328242
Join Date: Dec 19, 2015
Location: Upstate
Posts: 114
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Originally Posted by Perryay
Overnights?
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Wym text me
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02-26-2016, 10:54 AM
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Gaining Momentum
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Join Date: Dec 7, 2015
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Originally Posted by Buffalo_Beauty
No wonder why you pay to play your a looser. Can't find a dummy who will be with you for free...
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This should be your ad.
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02-26-2016, 10:54 AM
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#24
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Apr 15, 2012
Location: too much traveling to know
Posts: 3,988
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo_Beauty
Well pay your mom for boring conversation because shes the only HOOKER YOU KNOW...you can get to a bridge and jump off it and your mom should of aborted you and or made a choice to have your bastard father cim now listen everything i post doesnt need a response from you...because its clear your a complete tool...how old are you idiot? And no one asked you? You truly need a life and learn to not intrude in on others. No wonder why you pay to play your a looser. Can't find a dummy who will be with you for free jerk and ur now dismissed
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I like this girl more and more
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02-26-2016, 10:56 AM
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#25
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
Posts: 12,157
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo_Beauty
Well pay your mom for boring conversation because shes the only HOOKER YOU KNOW...you can get to a bridge and jump off it and your mom should of aborted you and or made a choice to have your bastard father cim now listen everything i post doesnt need a response from you...because its clear your a complete tool...how old are you idiot? And no one asked you? You truly need a life and learn to not intrude in on others. No wonder why you pay to play your a looser. Can't find a dummy who will be with you for free jerk and ur now dismissed
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Bestest post so far.....YOU GO GURL!!!....
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02-26-2016, 12:15 PM
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#26
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Premium Access
Join Date: Sep 5, 2013
Location: buffalo
Posts: 2,256
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This should
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Originally Posted by greyson51
This should be your ad.
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endear her to all her potential customers us losers who have to pay for sex. Wow a marketing genius this woman is not
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02-26-2016, 12:39 PM
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#27
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 12, 2015
Location: rochester
Posts: 269
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I asked a provider to write a review from her perspective once, this is what i got
Showed up 15 minutes early and started texting me every minute, wtf, other guy still here
Then when the airhead shows up, left money in car, had to go back and get it
Then when he does shower, takes only about 10 seconds and comes out still wet
Ok, so we do the quick glass of wine and small talk,
Ok, so he goes down on me, tries to put entire tongue, thumbs, fingers whatever in my vagina, even eats out my belly button fuzz
I have fake orgasm to get him to stop
I go down on him, he asks me if i can tell what he had for lunch
Precum, yuck
At least he is moderately hung, put condom on, and ride cowgirl,
Oh forgot to mention, he wants lights left on so he can see, fucking staring now all google eyed
Why dont he cum???
After 30 minutes, 20 positions finally cums
Now wont stop talking,
All in all, money good, paid in full
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02-26-2016, 02:29 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Aug 28, 2010
Location: Inside The Velvet Glove
Posts: 1,567
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Originally Posted by jondalart
I asked a provider to write a review from her perspective once, this is what i got
Showed up 15 minutes early and started texting me every minute, wtf, other guy still here
Then when the airhead shows up, left money in car, had to go back and get it
Then when he does shower, takes only about 10 seconds and comes out still wet
Ok, so we do the quick glass of wine and small talk,
Ok, so he goes down on me, tries to put entire tongue, thumbs, fingers whatever in my vagina, even eats out my belly button fuzz
I have fake orgasm to get him to stop
I go down on him, he asks me if i can tell what he had for lunch
Precum, yuck
At least he is moderately hung, put condom on, and ride cowgirl,
Oh forgot to mention, he wants lights left on so he can see, fucking staring now all google eyed
Why dont he cum???
After 30 minutes, 20 positions finally cums
Now wont stop talking,
All in all, money good, paid in full
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Awesome
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02-26-2016, 02:35 PM
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#29
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Account Disabled
User ID: 328242
Join Date: Dec 19, 2015
Location: Upstate
Posts: 114
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Originally Posted by tinyisgreat
endear her to all her potential customers us losers who have to pay for sex. Wow a marketing genius this woman is not
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In all honesty im not looking to market myself because in meeting me talking to me genuinely
You will see im a real person. I dont pretend i a good time. Not sexually only but a friend someone you can call laugh with go on dates with pretty and all around a good person dont jump to a conclusion all because i respond to people i treat people they way they treat me...i do know how to act dont let my fiesty words make you think im just a pure bitch im honestly not
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02-26-2016, 02:42 PM
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Dangerously•Addictive
User ID: 186938
Join Date: May 7, 2013
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 2,834
My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by jondalart
I asked a provider to write a review from her perspective once, this is what i got
Showed up 15 minutes early and started texting me every minute, wtf, other guy still here
Then when the airhead shows up, left money in car, had to go back and get it
Then when he does shower, takes only about 10 seconds and comes out still wet
Ok, so we do the quick glass of wine and small talk,
Ok, so he goes down on me, tries to put entire tongue, thumbs, fingers whatever in my vagina, even eats out my belly button fuzz
I have fake orgasm to get him to stop
I go down on him, he asks me if i can tell what he had for lunch
Precum, yuck
At least he is moderately hung, put condom on, and ride cowgirl,
Oh forgot to mention, he wants lights left on so he can see, fucking staring now all google eyed
Why dont he cum???
After 30 minutes, 20 positions finally cums
Now wont stop talking,
All in all, money good, paid in full
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Lol this is great and sometimes accurate. But we still smile and enjoy it and don't talk shit.
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