Wash Up, or I'm Not Touching Your Penis

[Danielle Reid]

How many of you heard that before? Kinda of sucks doesn't it? Talk about a serious mood killer. But luckily there is a way to prevent such a thing.

From the makers of The Towel and The Bar Soap, comes their lastest invention: The Shower! Yes this fancy invention helps you avoid awkward situations involving embarrassing body odor. Just use The Shower along with The Towel and The Bar Soap before any encounter with a humanoid of the opposite sex and soon you will be saying "Oh yes!" over and over again! The Shower can be use at least once a day. The Shower comes with temperature adjusters so you set it to you most comfortable settings. The Shower also comes with a privacy curtain or door, to keep your privates hidden from public. The Shower can also be enjoyed by not one, but two people at once! Perfect for inviting the opposite sex over for a little mutual cleaning session.

Don't wait! Get in the shower today! Your partner will thank you, and so will your penis!

Disclaimer: this thread was written of a result of zero sleep and staying up until 3am watching paid advertising. This thread is to be taken as a JOKE and is NOT to be turned into drama or certain death may occur. If you have a problem with thread or its poster, then please contact your nearest modtard for assistance.

[Ginger Doll]

Love the disclaimer. Lmao

[notequiteatroll]

how smelly was it?

[Danielle Reid]

It was so smelly that she blank his blank

[splitlog]

I have too hand it too you girls. I don't know how you handle a nasty dude.

[Rockydoc]

I cannot believe people are such idiots.

[Danielle Reid]

You'd be surprised lol

[Sandy]

Maybe they need to try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqtD...yer_detailpage

[DallasRain]

That is why I will give MOST of my gents a bubblebath before we play...

[JustCause]

Originally Posted by Kinky Carrie

Maybe they need to try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqtD...yer_detailpage

My god that's funny. My favorite part? When the host says, "I could play with these balls all day," and the senior adult in the crowd whispers, "me too!"

Too funny.

[bigdaddyar]

Dallas, i want a bubble bath!

[Nicky Wayne]

It works both ways that's why I don't have providers come to me I go to them and that's not a fool proof plan always

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

I cannot believe people are such idiots.

Before I put a page of etiquette (with hygiene being one of those things) on my site years ago I had to explain more times than I care to just how the shower they had at 7 or 8am is NOT still "just as good" at 4 pm.

[Sandy]

I think Hillary knows Bill has dirty balls and has nothing to do with them~
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[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by Kinky Carrie

I think Hillary knows Bill has dirty balls and has nothing to do with them~

I don't think Hillary really cares about balls, unless you're talking about hers.